The Dark Lord's famished.
"As usual Woodsy's eaten all the cream buns, I'd like to tear this fridge apart!"
He consults his darkside Alexa.
"Alexa, I need some food. No. I'm not your father!"
"Do you mind! I'm on the phone!"
"Deliveroo? sssss. Ah, good. I'd like Sith 'n' Chips, cut up into small chunks."
"What! no Sith!"
"I find your lack of fish disturbing!"
"I'll have some darth chocolate then!"
Bang!
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ha ha!
This is only a few days into quarantine, it's worrying what you'll come up with by week 3!
ReplyDeleteI shall have made a sequel to 2001 by then Kev!
DeleteDark Lord needs to snap up that Cadbury bar before someone else gets it
ReplyDeleteI got it Bri! It was not the bar he was looking for!
DeleteAt last Woodsy.
ReplyDeleteSufficient Whisky !
Mish.
hic! Got any pork scratchings Mish! hic!
Deletegreat Woodsy!!!!!! ew
ReplyDeleteThanks EW. Stay safe in Genova and don't go out. Have you been blogging?
Deletei come out only for food,thanks Woodsy.. i posted a pic onthe road and i have a new blog project... stay safe my friend! ew
ReplyDeleteKeep bloggin EW! I may make a light sabre and cape for Darth.
ReplyDeleteA fine addiction for your collection!
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