Friday, 3 April 2026
Sunday, 1 March 2026
Legacy of Monsters: Kurt's Kaiju
I've taken up Apple TV's free 7 day trial, so I could watch Monarch: Legacy of Monsters.
I'm still on Season 1, very nearly done and in the main enjoying it. Overall I'm sure anyone who's seen it would agree that more monsters couldn't harm this series and less talking.
Having said that it's not a film, so Apple have to inevitably pad it out and like all modern series its aimed at teenagers and, whilst searching for thier Dad among the titans, are often very emotional and talkative.
An olive branch to oldies like us is the great Kurt Russell, essentially the leading man in season 1 and his sci-fi chops shine through. Every time he appears I think is The Thing, Escape from New York and so on. Kurt and Kaiju are a superb combo!
To capture a younger vote Kurt's real life chiselled chinned son plays his character as a young man. Talk about role reversal! You'll know this Russell, he was the President-appointed Captain America after Steve Rogers hung up his shield before the Falcon got it.
The kaiju clock is ticking and I need to finish season 1 and begin 2, which has only just started. I've got till Wednesday night!
Are you watching Legacy of Monsters readers?
Saturday, 11 January 2025
HOW TO DESTROY A GODZILLA MOVIE: MAKE KING OF THE MONSTERS!
Because I love Godzilla a lot and after a few reasonable years' gap, I've just re-watched the movie Godzilla King of the Monsters. I couldn't wait to see Ghidora, Rodan, Mothra and the Big Guy himself together again.
Alas, once more I found myself shouting at the TV screen.
Never in the history of monster movies has such a fabulous gathering of Kaiju been ruined by actors and weather.
The entire film was shot in an eternal misty night with more rain lashing down in two hours than in the last two million years. You could hardly see anything at all. A billion dollars filmed in a shower with the lights off.
Even worse where the interminable helicopters, choppers and gunships incessantly whizzing in front of the camera and blotting out any chance of seeing the very beasts we came to see. Not only that but they were in a permanent state of tilting and turning and keeling with the crews flying about in every direction yelling their heads off. The action was unrelenting, irritating, loud and tedious.
I don't think there was a single moment of calm and steady monster filming in the whole disaster. They need to watch Night of the Demon to see how its done and watch it a hundred times before doing another! Even Matthew Broderick's New York Zilla was way better than this! At least it was filmed in daylight!
The soundscape was awful too, a confused morass of notes and riffs from previous US Godzilla films interspersed with corny Japanesque motifs when Godzilla was onscreen. Its either American OR Japanese, not both!
But worse, much worse than all of this were the humans. I've never seen such a huge frenetic mess created by so many actors all at once. If the rain didn't drown the film than the sentiment sure did. It was off the scale. Two completely useless and self-righteous parents constantly losing their ridiculously headstrong daughter, then finding her, then losing her and dragging half the US Army with them to find here just one more time for good measure. For God's sake, get her and leave the set!
And who is that leading man? I know he was in Super 8, but c'mon, he can't act! Bring back Brian Cranston! and as much as I enjoyed the Conjuring, Vera Farmiga was wholly miscast as the female lead, her face utterly dour throughout the entire thing as if she was in mourning for Annabelle. Not even the gravitas of one Charles Dance, he of ALIEN 3, could rescue the roster from wholesale tedium and the final act of self-sacrifice by Ken Watanabe's Japanese Professor became subsumed into the dark, wet, noisy and chaotic maelstrom of the finale rendering it powerless.
MONARCH should have been called SCHMALZ. The characters had more baggage than the Royal Family. Even Godzilla looked like he'd had enough of them! Let the Kaiju do the talking and the humans should just shut the **** up!
Rant over, just my opinion.
Long live the King!
Monday, 18 November 2024
MONSTERS INK: Godzilla Drawings Commissioned By Terranova47
Thursday, 14 November 2024
TERRANOVA47'S CARMEN CERRA GODZILLA
MUTO AND MOTHRA
I've always liked Matt Allsopp's superb design for the MUTO, the Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism, which was pitted against Godzilla a few years back. Its pointed claws, angular features and square jaw have an almost Alex Toth feel to them.
Matt also gave Mothra a similar look, creating a striking crab-like creature.
Thursday, 30 May 2024
HOTZILLA
Friday, 12 April 2024
NORTH OF THE BORDER'S FANTASTIC CLAY MODELS
My mate Mark told me about this fella, the mega-talented modeller North of the Border. What he can't do with clay and paint isn't worth doing!
This is his Zombie Octopus Godzilla battle!
Tuesday, 13 February 2024
RODAN ID'd!
Saturday, 13 January 2024
Friday, 12 January 2024
Godzy on The Loose!
Thursday, 11 January 2024
GODZILLA MINUS ONE
I had the real pleasure of seeing Godzilla Minus One at the cinema. My mate Mark and me were super impressed with this Japanese language film [subtitled].
Its a real return to form for the cinema for us in general as this was a cracker of a movie; well made, authentic, sincere and dramatic. The monster itself is sensational and the action is compelling.
A distinctly Japanese storyline, fascinating in itself, its set against the emergence of Gojira a few years after the end of World War II.
If you like Godzilla and have enjoyed the Hollywood run of films then Japan's Minus One will be right up your titanic alley.
Have you seen it? Best hurry in the UK, its already been around 5 weeks.
Here's a trailer.
Tuesday, 12 December 2023
MONSTROUS PLASTIC: THE HASEGAWA GODZILLA MINUS ONE MODEL KIT
Monday, 11 December 2023
GODZILLA MINUS ONE TRAILER
What do you think?
Friday, 24 November 2023
CHRISTMAS WITH THE KING: GODZILLA MINUS ONE
There's a new big screen Godzilla coming to town, a Toho original called Minus One. He stomps into UK cinemas in mid-December.
Minus One refers to the state of play of the post-war Tokyo in the film i.e. not good at all and Godzilla is not feeling the love either.
Like the previous Shin Godzilla this is a new film from the original makers of the 1954 debut, the 33rd Japanese film and is already garnering good reviews.
Could be a Christmas cracker for fans of the King.
Will you be going to see Godzilla this holiday?
Here's the official trailer to wet your whistle.
Friday, 15 September 2023
BIRTHDAY BURGER: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS
Tuesday, 13 June 2023
ED'S GODZILLAS
Friday, 5 May 2023
GIANT STEPS
Back on my Jack Jones I'm turning to Titans for company, those big beasts from movie prehistory,
I've just watched Godzilla V. Kong, the monster rumble from a couple of years ago. I thought I'd seen it at the flicks but I think the Pandemic stopped me.
I enjoyed the film. I'm a monster nut so its hard no to. Godzilla and Kong never disappoint. There's plenty of Kaiju action with big strides in the whole Hollow Earth mythology being fleshed out too, with some neat Nebuchadnezzar-like craft zipping through the crust. They made me think of the project SWORD Beetle in the SWORD Annual.
Its always a comfort knowing that an Alpha has our backs and two Titans are clearly better then one when it comes to keeping any new baddun's at bay.
This movie does bring back an old foe. I won't spoil it, suffice to say that its a proper dukeroo between the titans and a fair few window-panes get rattled.
On the downside I found the constant splattering of neon colours a distraction from the Saurian action, although that actually may be how Hong Kong looks, lit up like a Christmas tree.
Overall tho, I enjoyed Godzilla v. Kong and look forward to the next instalment in Monarch's quest to find all of the Titans.
Have you seen G v K?
Which is your fave Kaiju film? Any Kaiju toys?
Did Gerry Anderson go in for any massive monsters?
and PS. watch this space, next week but one is Gorgo week here on MC!
Monday, 27 February 2023
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE TRACKS!
Monday, 10 January 2022
THE DAY BRIAN SHOOK HANDS WITH GODZILLA
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- 1968 SPACEX LT10 CONCEPT
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- 1968 PLEASURE CRUISER CONCEPT
- 1968 CENTURY 21 TOY MANUAL
- 1967 SCOUT 1 CONCEPT
- 1967 NUCLEAR FERRY TOY AD
- 1967 SWORD TOY AD
- 1967 SWORD TOY AD
- 1966 SPACE GLIDER CONCEPT
- 1966 HOVERTANK IN COMIC
- 1966 NUKE PULSE NEEDLEPROBE IN COMIC
- 1966 ZERO X FILM DEBUT
- 1966 MOONBUS IN COMIC
- 1966 SPACE PATROL 1
- 1966 P3 HELICOPTER IN COMIC
- 1966 SAND FLEA AND SNOW TRAIN
- 1966 MOBILE LAUNCH PAD IN COMIC
- 1965 SPACEX MOONBASE CONCEPT
- 1965 APOLLO FIRST UK TOY AD
- 1962 NOVA CONCEPT
- 1962 MOONBUS CONCEPT
- 1961 MOON PROSPECTOR CONCEPT
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