I saw this massive plastic Jada Batmobile in a charity shop. The 12 inch figure was sat at the wheel, so you can imagine how big it is.
I was sorely tempted at £3.50. this thing is even bigger than the fabulously big Mego batmobile.
I resisted ,(the one pictured is on eBay) but was reminded of the film The Batman, which I've begun watching for the second time.
It's a tough watch, simply because it's 3 hours long and filmed largely at night-time.
I'm plodding through. Two hours to go!
It doesn't help that the new Batman has a non-descript face under the mask and looks like a depressed teenager without it, floppy dark hair and all. It's hardly Affleck and miles off Keaton.
The whole hard-boiled noirness has gone into overdrive and everyone is subsumed into a Nirvana-hooked darkness, literally. Characters are blurry shadows in an endless wet night. No-one stands out, not the Penguin, Catwoman or Gordon. Not even the Riddler, all drowning in spilled ink.
Maybe it's just me. After all this flick reached the Oscars and promises a whole new Bat franchise, the Penguin riffing in his own series already and The Batman 2 coming out in 2027.
I dunno. It's just not DC. Maybe it's too DC. Come back Tim Burton, Gotham needs you!
What do you think readers?
I've gone to bed.