Its conker season and British schoolkids are as busy as squirrels collecting chestnuts.
However despite the collecting I see very little if no actual conkering these days. You know, where a hole was drilled [how did we do that?] through the chestnut and a knotted string was pulled through.
Boy, did we have fun back in the day when conkers where a seasonal relief from pitch and toss and kick the can.
I was never really much good at conkers, never mastering the killer blow that could shatter a lesser nut in a single thwack. I did try though.
I imagine top winning conkers were guarded by rottweillers. I never had one.
Back in Preston where I grew up they were actually called cheggies or cheggers and not conkers. I understand that conker comes from conquer, which makes perfect sense. No idea where cheggies came from!
Did you smash each others' chestnuts as a kid in your part of the world readers?
It never really made it as a toy did it. A plastic conker?