Kenn's solitary Lunar bliss was short-lived. Mission Control had always worried Kenn wasn't "manly enough" for the job, so they sent him a supervisor.
This is Super-brain Simian Scopes, the talking Chimpanzee with helpful space phrases like "It's hard to believe you evolved from me!"(Toy not for sale in some places)
Unfortunately Kenn's life is about to get a lot worse, the Soviets have just landed too!
Boris Killoff and his C.L.A.W.
-Communist Launched Atomic Warhead Pak.
(Fallout sold separately)
Mission Control panics, knowing a monkey can't handle Kenn in this situation. "Hey! I'm an Ape, not a Monkey! Can't you even get that right?" Meet Scopes' replacement, Colonel Col Colton, All American jock. He's manly enough and Kenn is already feeling like he's back in High School.
1) Meet manly Col Colton's even manlier Ossie Pal, Ches T. Bond. Harold Holt's Australian on the Moon. Ches is SO manly, his party trick is taking off his pressure helmet in a total vacuum. "So? It hasn't hurt me yet!"
2) Unfortunately Ches has a surprise visitor, it's Next-door Neighbor Noreen. She's come to show him her new baby, Chester Junior...
"Do you like the bonzer sand castle we just built? Say hello to Daddy..."
3) And Ches' life is becoming even more unfortunate as Mrs. Beryl Bond has turned up with her rolling pin to emphasise just how unimpressed she is with his manly ways...
4) Kenn is glad someone else is on the receiving end for a change, but that isn't going to last.
Barbey has just landed to check on how he's doing and she tears him a new one about how he lets other people push him around.
THE END!
Are you fully saturated with this readers or would you like some behind the scenes pics too? Looey
Too funny! A tall tale told entirely with dolls! Hmmm, where have I seen that before...???
ReplyDeleteScenes we can all relate to, keep 'em coming.
ReplyDeleteYes, please. More behind the scenes pics. All good fun.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely more design and construction details, you are fast becoming the next Mattel!
ReplyDeleteAn amazing photo-story Looey with your fabulous custom creations! The Four Horsemen will be phoning you up!
ReplyDeleteContemporary social comedy, in 60s Sci Fi toy merchandise form ! You are one wild and crazy guy Looey.
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