Tuesday, 26 December 2023
The Great Escape
This Xmas, we have our 2+ year old grandaughter at home to keep us busy and entertained.
Naturally, Santa and her family spoiled her rotten, bringing lots of lovely toys and models from her favourite TV shows such as Bluey, Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol. Whereas back in my childhood day, it was a question of pop the box open and get playing - with maybe a little bit of putting stuff together, or shoving in a battery - these days, getting toys out of the packaging requires intervention similar to International Rescue!She got some nice playsets, such as a plane and a campervan, in open window boxes, so you can see what your buying - but releasing the toys to allow them to be played with was an absolute nightmare.
Peppa Pig was securely fastened to the back of the card by a styrene bubble, nylon cords and tight wire restraints. The vehicle itself had to be removed from the package via two screws which released large plastic lugs and then more nylon cords and wires.
A child would have no chance at all of getting a toy out of the pack, never mind assembling all the little bits which were further packed inside smaller boxes, taped inside the vehicle and individually wrapped in paper.
Add to this the teams of multilingual instructions, cardboard parts and stickers to be applied - all in the midst of a midden of wrapping paper and an almost constant flow of new gifts arriving. The force required to liberate some of the bigger toys from the corrugated card means that parts sometimes go flying around the room as the pack bursts open, leading to bits getting lost.
I got so stressed yesterday morning, trying to wrest a plastic train from its packaging, while stopping the dog from stealing anything remotely edible and keeping the grandaughter on track with who's bought what - only to get inside and realise I needed tools just to get the toy out!
Even later in the evening, when xmas dinner was out the way and child was asleep, we got the board games out - to find more assembly was needed, even before tackling the instructions on a full stomach and a glass or two if port. When did toys become so hellishly complex?
CHRISTMAS COMIC COVERS
As a youngster I loved my comics. My earliest memories are of my mum picking up a copy of TV Comic with the free gift of a cut out and fold Supercar .
Other comics close to my nostalgic heart are TV Century 21, Joe 90 (Top Secret) and Countdown.
I also enjoyed picking up the odd issue of Valiant, Tiger, and Lion. My brother preferred Sparky, Beano and Dandy, with the occasional Beezer and Topper. and we both always looked forward to reading their Christmas editions.
Here's a selection of covers that might jog some nostalgic memories.
Hints of Christmas
Santa's choo choo in the local grotto.
Did you have a Christmas loco?
Glimpses of Yule
Our old wooden candle pyramid that's come out every year for decades. Have you any old long-standing Xmas ornaments readers?
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MJ's BATMAN AND SUPERMAN SHORT ANIMATIONS
Paul Vreede's New Spacex Toys Website
CHECKLISTS BY BRAND (FOR COUNTRY BY COUNTRY SEE TOP OF BLOG)
PROJECT SWORD SPACEX TIMELINE
- 1968 SPACEX LT10 CONCEPT
- 1966 SPACE GLIDER REAL THING
- 1969 LUNAR CLIMBER & MOONSHIP
- 1968 PROJECT SWORD ANNUAL
- 1968 TV21 #168 PROJECT SWORD PHASE 2
- 1968 PLEASURE CRUISER CONCEPT
- 1968 CENTURY 21 TOY MANUAL
- 1967 SCOUT 1 CONCEPT
- 1967 NUCLEAR FERRY TOY AD
- 1967 SWORD TOY AD
- 1967 SWORD TOY AD
- 1966 SPACE GLIDER CONCEPT
- 1966 HOVERTANK IN COMIC
- 1966 NUKE PULSE NEEDLEPROBE IN COMIC
- 1966 ZERO X FILM DEBUT
- 1966 MOONBUS IN COMIC
- 1966 SPACE PATROL 1
- 1966 P3 HELICOPTER IN COMIC
- 1966 SAND FLEA AND SNOW TRAIN
- 1966 MOBILE LAUNCH PAD IN COMIC
- 1965 SPACEX MOONBASE CONCEPT
- 1965 APOLLO FIRST UK TOY AD
- 1962 NOVA CONCEPT
- 1962 MOONBUS CONCEPT
- 1961 MOON PROSPECTOR CONCEPT
- 1953 MOLAB CONCEPT