Having trouble with my quilt at the the moment.
The arrival of spring and warmer nights is always a problem in the sleeping arena as I need a heavy quilt. Trouble is heavy quilts tend to be too hot so I end up with two thinner ones!
It wasn't this complex when I was a wee nipper in the Sixties. Quilts didn't exist in our house. Maybe nowhere in the UK? In those days the key idea was layers.
And boy were there layers.
First up was the sheet, usually white and made of something halfway natural like cotton. Next came the blankets and that's were concepts like skin-freindly went out the window. They were usually made of yak hair or maybe yeti fur, something that lived above the tree line.
Sixties blankets were intolerable, itched like itching never would again and were always a sickly grey or thin soup brown hue. They were clearly Tudor but we still bought them in BHS or Marks and Sparks. Probably the medieval bedding department. Monks were sent there for sackcloth!
It didn't end there. Topping the sandwiched blankets was the least natural, the most heinous, the entirely alien bedspread. Mine was imported under armed Gammorheann guard from the planet Rayon in the Crimplene system.
There was more static in those covers than a mammoth's backside. One false move could light the whole bed up. Lethal to the touch as well, bedcovers had frilly edges like sea anemones. If these brushed against you you were dead, writhing in a world of nylon pain and yak hair hell.
To add insult to injury the whole layer cake was tucked in so tight that getting in bed was like opening King Tut's tomb. Sliding down Gave you the bends so the first job was to kick the corners out from berween the mattress and the bed, otherwise cooking wOulu begin within seconds.
The one good thing about these covers was that the different layers could be booted off in the event of overheating.
However, the sheet could never be chucked, God forbid, as this was the only protection against The Wolf Man, Dracula, Frankenstein and all the other monsters living in the wardrobe! How those nasties never saw me peeking through that tiny hole I'll never know!
What were your kid bed clothes like readers?