Nobody Does it Wetter

 I'm pretty sure my Missus was a secret agent in a previous life. She has field craft. She just knows stuff.

Last year she left matches in a caravan loo we were sharing with friends. Apparently lighting one rids the smallest room of unwelcome nasty niffs! Who knew!

This year I am looking at wet paper balls.

 What are they? Well, turns out that soaking sensitive documents in water and rolling them shredded into balls renders them impossible to read. Once dry they can bec Chucked in the recycling bin! 

Obviously if you have a shredder or incinerator then the above wet work is unnecessary.

I am planning on issuing my Missus with a Secret Sam Attache Case before SCMURSCH blows her cover!

This post will self-destruct after a short nap.