"I've been waiting here three hours - and still no sign of a taxi."
"Okay, I'm no black cab, but I'll get you there."
"Taxis only? I don't give a duck."
LOL!!!
Traffic cone: "Just remember, Mrs. Puddleduck - I was here first so I get the first one."
"Is this the queue for the chocolate biscuits?"
There you are, Woodsy - five to start you off.
Same thing every migration, you cross the whole Atlantic and then get stuck for ages waiting for a taxi!
I'm not going one step further. I'm well ducked
If that's short for taxidermist I'm off!
ha ha, all very funny guys! I enjoyed them! I'll duck out of choosing a favourite yet!
Thank you for using Duck Taxis. The bill's in the post!
I know I said Uber's success was quite a Web feat, but this is ridiculous!
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"I'd like to welcome you all to the inaugural meeting of The Invisible Ducks Club..."
Oh go on then.... "I am not a number, I am a Free Man!"
"My wings got sore taxiing - I decided just to land."(Think about it.)
"What? You're gonna fail me for not landing on the sign?!"
"Put some ice cream in that cone and bring it over here."
"I've been waiting here three hours - and still no sign of a taxi."
ReplyDelete"Okay, I'm no black cab, but I'll get you there."
ReplyDelete"Taxis only? I don't give a duck."
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
DeleteTraffic cone: "Just remember, Mrs. Puddleduck - I was here first so I get the first one."
ReplyDelete"Is this the queue for the chocolate biscuits?"
ReplyDeleteThere you are, Woodsy - five to start you off.
ReplyDeleteSame thing every migration, you cross the whole Atlantic and then get stuck for ages waiting for a taxi!
ReplyDeleteI'm not going one step further. I'm well ducked
ReplyDeleteIf that's short for taxidermist I'm off!
ReplyDeleteha ha, all very funny guys! I enjoyed them! I'll duck out of choosing a favourite yet!
ReplyDeleteThank you for using Duck Taxis. The bill's in the post!
ReplyDeleteI know I said Uber's success was quite a Web feat, but this is ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"I'd like to welcome you all to the inaugural meeting of The Invisible Ducks Club..."
ReplyDeleteOh go on then.... "I am not a number, I am a Free Man!"
ReplyDelete"My wings got sore taxiing - I decided just to land."
ReplyDelete(Think about it.)
"What? You're gonna fail me for not landing on the sign?!"
ReplyDelete"Put some ice cream in that cone and bring it over here."
ReplyDelete