THE STORY OF MAJOR PROBLEM AND HIS RECURRING DREAM

The dream begins inside a hot blue sweaty capsule with the sun roof wide open.

Major Problem lands in a pool of lukewarm liquid and tests it.

"We've landed on a plate boundary!" he suggests to no-one in particular

"I could do with a rocket to get off this crock."

"Eureka!"

With no dream fuel left Problem lands on Planet Gravel.

Sensing he's being lead up the garden path, he searches for the nearest public phone box.

Meanwhile the Space Patrol are looking for him. Because he's a Problem, they know he won't have any change for the phone.

It becomes quite a thorny issue.

Space Patrol drop a rescue pod for our hero. He clambers in and begins to float.

He can't find the light switch though.

There it is!

His colleague battles his way to the pod but next door's Dogzilla wants to play.

Re-reinforcements arrive!

Major Problem is taken to Colonel Saunders for debriefing and promised some fried chicken.

Instead he's driven to a nearby field and told to get out.

Suddenly floodlit we can see a Major Problem.

This isn't KFC! He makes a run for it.

only to return to the place he started!

"I wonder if I'll get some KFC this time?"

The End

[thank God!]

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BEHIND THE SCENES

Must go faster!

Continental film-making!

My next project is kicked into the long grass.