As Commander Bill Wotan space-walked outside Atlantis to make first contact he stared in disbeleif as a hatch opened at the base of the UFO. There emerged a dark green alien hominid brandishing an obvious weapon of unknown firepower. Borne from an impatience tempered in the brawling bars of SWORD City, Commander Bill fired his blaster as the alien was turning tail. Set on stun he zapped it's posterior before the creature closed the hatch and the UFO zoomed away beyond the Martian zone. Wotan blinked and blew his barrel.
Toys used in the picture: header card of the Maks Venus Space Water Gun and T UFO.
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ReplyDeleteAttempted friendly contact with inhabitant from third-planet-Sol. Earlier reports confirmed. These beings are unremittingly belligerent!
Hand-held universal translator was ineffective. Perhaps the brains of these hominids are too primitive for the matrix to decode? I almost thought for one moment the creature mistook it for a weapon!
I confirm reports by Sub-Major-Codified Gffffltx: this species are NOT suitable for inclusion in Galactic Union. Moreover I believe their violent instincts make them a severe threat to Galactic harmony.
Recommendation: immediate and total extinction of species, with usual retention of 30 specimens for further analysis.
Report ends.