"Piece of junk! - I'll never buy British Layland again!"
"I don't much like it here - the place has no atmosphere!"
"Nah, I can't squeeze one out either. So much for these suits' built in toilets."
"I spy with my little eye... something beginning with S."
"Trust you to suggest a picnic and then forget the food hamper."
"That hatch won't get re-attached with us sitting here just looking at it."
"You shouldn't have opened that super-glue - now we've both got our gloves stuck to our legs."
Of course, in my day space was black !Mish.
Ha ha, all great those guys! I've been chuckling at all of them! Hard to believe these were made to go on top of cakes!
Do you think we'll ever land on a planet that isn't made of buttercream?
"Trust us to come down in Antarctica."
"Will you stop copying every position I sit in?"
"It's my turn to sit on that side."
"Look at me when I'm speaking to you."
"When you said this mission would be a piece of cake, I didn't realise you meant it literally."
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Let's sing a song to pass the time.""Okay - how about 'Side-by-side'?"
"How long do you think it'll be until they rescue us?""What're you talking about? We're still in the car park."
"I wonder if this ever happened to Major Matt Mason?"
"Do you believe that aliens exist?""Yeah, 'cos back home, my neighbour's from Poland."
"We should've brought a couple of deck-chairs."
"Lost again! Next time, I'LL map-read."
"Don't be daft! Who could make a funny caption out of this situation?"
"Did you remember to put the cat out?"
"Let's have a quiz to pass the time.""Okay - guess what colour of underwear I'm wearing."
"I'll need to see a doctor when we get back to Earth.""Why?""My penis is an inch long.""Gosh, you've got a problem.""You're telling me - it's been swollen like this all week."
"Ah, it's good to get out now and again."
"How do we get stuck with this piece of junk and Steve Zodiac gets XL5?""Dunno, but there's a rumour that he's sleeping with that new female equipment officer."
"Why do you never take me anywhere nice?"
"Huh, what makes you think I'm gay?""Well, you've got your own seat, but you sat on my knee all the way here. Big giveaway!"
"Why can't I see the moon from here?""We're ON the moon, you fool!"
"You wait for five hours and nothing, then seven Johnny Astro's all come along at once!"
"We'd make good bookends."
"In space, no one can hear you fart."
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...oh, that's what you did !Mish.
"When they said we were being sent to Coventry, I didn't expect this."
"I can see a face on the surface of that planet up there.""You fool - that's the reflection of your own face in your visor."
"That pizza delivery boy is sure taking his time."
"Well, you did say you wanted to move somewhere with lots of space."
"On no! I've just remembered I forgot to turn the oven off."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in five months.""Why's that?""I'm too polite to interrupt."
"Just in case we don't get rescued, I want you to know - I've always loved you!"
"Stop fidgeting, will you?""I can't help it - my pet mouse is inside my spacesuit."
"I never actually wanted to be an astronaut - my career advisor just misunderstood me when I said I was gonna 'shoot for the moon'."
Wow guys! You've got this one taped! And Kid, you're a caption machine! I think you've covered just about everything there!
Was just trying to increase my chances of coming up with one that's actually almost funny.
Lots of chuckles there Kid. My fave one of yours is "When you said this mission would be a piece of cake, I didn't realise you meant it literally". ha ha