Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were relaxing in their Gentleman's Club, The Bakers Treat, when Watson exclaimed:
"Holmes, I fear this may be one of your famous double pipe problems old boy. I appear to have eaten some mysterious morsel, which has resulted in my having a very bad case of trapped wind. What say you?"
"Alimentary my dear Watson, alimentary!"
And so Holmes and Watson left to take the 'air' and partake in their occasional podcast and discuss many of the day's jocular japes.
No joke, the trick will be joining them tonight on Celtica Radio's SWORDcast,
8PM UK Time!