It was a cold Spring morning in Toy Town. At the Fisher Price Bus Stop a queue had formed. Captain Laser was at the front, then Weed, then Barbie, then a Weeble and finally Lady Penelope. The hot topic was the first episode of the new Thunderbirds TV show being shown this weekend.
Lady Penelope: How embarrassing! Me , a Lady with my own TV show this Saturday, having to catch a bus to the studio round the corner!
Weeble: weebles wobble but we don't fall down!
Barbie: Keep your hands off Ken Lady! He's mine, d'ya hear!
Captain Laser: bodoiiiiiiiing!
Barbie: How darn disgustin'! hey Lady, you related to Sindy?
Weeble: weebles wobble but we won't fall down!
Lady Penelope: Right, that's it. I need rescuing. Captain Laser, I'm pulling rank and demand that you carry me to the studio!
Penelope climbs into the Captain's hard plastic but rather rigid arms. Being an international agent of S.T.R.I.N.G.S she knows just how to press all the right buttons so she reaches over to the Cap's backpack.
Captain Laser: bodoiiiiiiiiiiig!
Lady Penelope: Fiddlesticks! It always works on Parker!
She gives the Captain a sip of the finest China tea from her thermos and pushes the button again.
Captain Laser: Yes, M'Lady!
Lady Penelope: Excellent! To the studio Laser!
As the pair walk off Barbie shouts: Hey Pen, you'd better keep your magic mitts off my Ken!