Look out, he may have been forewarned as well!
"shh... careful... not only do the natives have a strange skin colour, but with twice the arms that one of us has, this one could be dangerous too..."
"Yeah, I agree that is a cool Rocket ship but are you sure that red and white thing's an atomic disintegrator?"
Hmm, yes ... clearly the Hindu version of Father Christmas."Ssshhh, Gleep. Go wake dad and tell him a Tetramand in a red suit is steeling our pressies from the tree!"
"OK, he's gonna be busy-some there for a timespan .... let's hide those strange quadrupeds he uses to power-flight his ship!"
"ssshhhh, I tell you it's NOT Mom ..."
"OK, on the count of three .... one, two ..."
"Ssshhhh, don't tell him we don't got no chimney."
"I know, StrqqnxX, I know ... but I'm not going to tell him Christmas isn't until December ...."
"But Dad got so annoyed when we ate the last one who broke in ..."
"I didn't know Doctor Octopus made deliveries either ..."
"He's wearing red ... he must be one of us ..."
"Will you hush your mouth .... I tell you there ain't no Santa Claus."
"Sure he'll take us on as Elves .. and we'll get to live at the North Pole and everything ..."
"OK, it's agreed? On the count of three we open the cargo doors and see if it really does push the ship ...."
"Sigh ... he didn't leave the Moonbase toy this year either ..." (crys)
Crys? Sigh .. that was supposed to be "cries" of course.Typonese is my second language. I'm almost fluent.
"Don't tell him, don't tell him. Let him think we have been good!"
"But how could he have got down the Influx-Pipe? He'd have got burnt on the Atomic Pile .."
"Told you he'd get our email ..."
"Aliens really do exist!!!!!"
"Sure, Mom says he comes every year and leaves toys for all girls, boys and geyms .... but that's not the real meaning of Pqebtygkls. It's all commercialised now."
"But I wanted a pony! ..."
"See .... I told you it wasn't mum and dad who put the presents there ..."
Just can't compete with philotoadia's humour!
"No, I don't understand what that strange bit on the left of the picture is supposed to be, either."
Hm, I was wondering that too ^_^
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