The prisoner held captive by Aurora's evil and deranged Phantom of the Opera for 50 years has escaped.
It was during a prolonged rendition of Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again that the prisoner managed to flee the clutches of the mad soprano.
He was last seen running through the Aurora box artist's garden clutching the stick he'd used to snaffle the keys.
If you see the escapee don't tell Aurora!
He plans to free his bestie from Castlemare next.
Good to hear that poor prisoner finally managed to escape.
ReplyDeleteA soprano is generally a female voice, although there are a few male sopranos - boys and castrati. The soprano in The Phantom of the Opera is the girl abducted by the Phantom. Plenty of movie versions over the years.
Fortunately the Prisoner managed to drink a draft of the Witch's brew before his incarceration. It turned any of the Phantom's Michael Ball warbling into a Black Sabbath track. Now he's free his only wish is to get together with his best bud the Prisoner of Castlemare and his girlfriend, the infamous Victim of Doctor Deadly, both keen Iron Maiden fans. The Prisoner has managed to google what happened to her https://reprobatepress.com/2018/02/05/the-victim-and-the-notorious-aurora-monster-scenes-model-kits/
DeleteActually, he looks more like he's going to do the Yorkshire Haka!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! having lost his balls in the dungeons of the Phantom his rugby days are over Bill. He's desperately trying to get to the Yorkshire Tea seminar in Pontefract being run by Sean Bean Associates. A proper brew will set him up for his long journey to the Polar Lights and ten episodes of the Terror. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cipMoGKXGE
DeleteLooks like hes about to render someone castrati!
ReplyDeleteHe is Wote. He's after James Bama's bo**cks for imprisoning him for 60 years with an opera singer. He's a metal fan.
ReplyDeleteI do not know if this is of any interest, but Airfix recently did a special version of their 1/72nd scale Heinkel He111H-6 kit in Motorhead markings, to depict the aircraft on the cover of a Motorhead record.
ReplyDeletefan info Paul. Fascinating. I didn't know Lemmy was a modeller. There's a great picture of him and his model planes in this article on the band's site. He loved Kinder eggs too! https://imotorhead.com/everything-else/heres-a-story/chamberlayne-road-era/
Deletefan? fab!
ReplyDeleteI quickly read the title and had visions of No.6 fleeing from The Village - perhaps one day...
ReplyDeleteBe Seeing You
Fenton
ha ha, different prisoner but of the same era. I used to go to Port Merion as a kid in the Sixties when we were on holiday at the Warren in Abersoch. I remember the Italianate village having its own beach. Costs a fortune to get in now. Getting out is free I imagine.
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