Wednesday, 1 April 2020

THE TRUE PURPOSE OF THE APOLLO TRACKER: A SWEET EXCLUSIVE

In-depth research has proven decisively the true function of the SpaceX Apollo Tracker antenna. This antenna is modelled beautifully below by Wotan.


The real purpose of the array was to transport cupcakes from the Lunar Bakery to Moonbase and keep it's hard-working personnel sweet. 

The word Tracker comes from the word Stacker. Initially the vehicle was called the Apollo Stacker.

The original cake tray design can be seen here minus the cakes!


A lot of cupcakes were eaten to bring you this exclusive information.

4 comments:

  1. Thank you for clarifying the design and it's use.

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    1. Your'e welcome Terran. Its one of the greatest exclusives we've ever covered on the first day of April

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  2. Paul Adams from New Zealand4/01/2020 10:15 pm

    Given the size of the models, those must be very small cupcakes.

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    1. They were Paul. Apollo astronauts have to fit the cupcakes just underneath their helmet visors.

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