"Looks like rain, dear, but party on!" (reindeer)
"Great fancy dress party. Who's the guy in the reindeer suit?"
Reindeer (or stag, or whatever it is): "Right, get that bottle open and let me have a drink!"
"Hey, you guys are supposed to be wrapping the presents for Santa to deliver, not partying. I knew this would happen when the job was given to a bunch of clowns!"
"Hey you, bring back that bottle - no sneaking off with it."
"So where's this cake we were told we'd be on?"
Hey, you with the antlers - calm down. You're behaving like an animal!"
"You'll have to leave - we have a smart shoes policy."
"Phew! Thank goodness they took the candles away - I was roasting!"
"Whaddya mean we'll have to strip? We don't do those kind of parties."
ha ha, all brilliant those Kid! You're a dab hand at this!
"Looks like rain, dear, but party on!" (reindeer)
ReplyDelete"Great fancy dress party. Who's the guy in the reindeer suit?"
ReplyDeleteReindeer (or stag, or whatever it is): "Right, get that bottle open and let me have a drink!"
ReplyDelete"Hey, you guys are supposed to be wrapping the presents for Santa to deliver, not partying. I knew this would happen when the job was given to a bunch of clowns!"
ReplyDelete"Hey you, bring back that bottle - no sneaking off with it."
ReplyDelete"So where's this cake we were told we'd be on?"
ReplyDeleteHey, you with the antlers - calm down. You're behaving like an animal!"
ReplyDelete"You'll have to leave - we have a smart shoes policy."
ReplyDelete"Phew! Thank goodness they took the candles away - I was roasting!"
ReplyDelete"Whaddya mean we'll have to strip? We don't do those kind of parties."
ReplyDeleteha ha, all brilliant those Kid! You're a dab hand at this!
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