Sunday, 9 February 2025

Kung Fu International*: my Custom Jager Kung Fu Doll

Recently I found my old Kung Fu figure header card, which Is archived in a frame with my old Kung Fuey crisp packet from the early 70"s when I was Kung Fu mad.

Alas, the figure I had is long lost in the Shaolin landfill but the header remains and reminded me that it was a cheapo male doll in a karate suit made by Jager [anyone know them?]

So what if I just remade the doll again? 

A few shuriken's later and hey presto! 

I give you my El Cheapo Enterprises Kung Fu figure rack toy with it's nice original header.

 Hi Ya! 

Did you have one of these readers?


I made the suit from a spare and battered 1990's Action Man Hasbro astronaut outfit languishing in the loft. A really rough and ready job, 'cos that's how I remember the figure; rough, ready and cheap. I loved it.


The doll is from my Hong Kong doll stash and suitably basic I thought. The belt is from the Missus's ribbon jar.


I've attached the header with double-sided tape in case I ever want to get it off. Originally it would have been stapled to the bag.

Looking up this figure online, I can only find a blister carded version by the US's Durham toys, with the same graphics however, but appearing in a kimono with a belt rather than a karate suit. 


I recall a suit on mine for some reason but I maybe misremembering. I know I had a life size Karate gi made for me by an aunt, before my Mum bought me a proper one!

I have no idea where A&O is as on the original price tag. Maybe the petrol station where I got my Kung Fu LP at the bottom of our road in Preston in the early 1970's? It cost 55p.

Now where are my nunchucks! 


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* the title celebrates Salford's great John Cooper Clarke's poem of the same name!

5 comments:

  1. Again, what is reality, Papa?
    Another lovely work and you've cracked the secret of making these things look plausible.
    Take your carefully crafted artwork and slap a price tag right on the middle of it, in seemingly thoughtless slapdash fashion!

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    1. ha ha, thanks very much Looey. This was the quickest and cheapest [it cost nothing] of all my mock-offs, which I'm sure is noticeable! The price tag on this one has been there since I bought the original toy way back in 1973. Its the original headers car that I saved from Seventies landfill!

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  2. Paul Adams from New Zealand2/10/2025 9:08 am

    Another amazing 'vintage' toy from Captain Lightning, the fastest toy builder in the West.

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    1. ha ha! Thanks Paul, This was a quickie, even for me! I felt bad about cutting up the 1990's astronaut suit but it was already battered and gathering dust in my bits box in the attic. I said to Looey this set cost nothing, but what I meant was that I didn't spend any money on it during the build. At some point in the distant past I did buy the astronaut suit and the cheap doll but knowing me it will have been pence and not pounds. I can't say that about my current project and I blame Tarzan!

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  3. Amazing. What you should consider is making an entire wall of these, hung from hooks on masonite or something, to recreate the look of a toy store mid-1970s! Part of your "Mock-Off Museum?" SFZ

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