Wednesday 10 July 2024

Broadway, Baskervilles and Goodbye to the Exe

Well, our hols are more or less over. We are en route to God's own county (Yorkshire!) but have broken the journey in half, overnighting in Broadway in the Cotswolds, half hour from the M5 motorway and the final two hour stretch home tomorrow.

Broadway is a long Cotswolds village, peppered with mansions and listed sandstones. James Martin has an old huge gastro pub here. It's an affluent place but we still found four charity shops, from which I sadly garnered nowt.

We stayed here one Winter years ago, twinkling with Christmas lights and decidedly quiet, where we visited Snowshill house.

Not so today. It's rammed to the Grade 1 rafters with tourists: big coaches of Japanese folks on a grand tour and fleets of slick black SUV's housing retired couples in loafers and pastel pullovers draped over svelte shoulders. The difference is startling. It's a honeypot of dosh.

Being retirees ourselves we have retired to our room in an old, modest, crooked inn, kaput and ready for our evening grub at 7pm. Hopefully we'll have scoffed and retired once more before the football starts on the pub telly when England take on Holland and things get tense.

In our cozy room is this old print hung on the wall. It immediately reminded me of one of my favourite Hammer horrors, the Hound of the Baskervilles and the opening scenes, where the jilted Baron, hell-bent on revenge, screams that immortal line,

'Release the hounds!'

Sherlock Holmes aka Peter Cushing eventually solves the case but only in the nick of time, the current Baron coming frighteningly close to the sulphurous maw of the Hell Hound.

It was a true shocker when I was a kid and only shown post-watershed after 9pm. These days I've watched it mid-afternoon on the telly!

I was always surprised there wasn't more merchandising made of the story. I can't recall any games, jigsaws or toys at all. It would have made a great Aurora model, especially the glow-in-the-dark feature, perfect for the beast's fiery jaws.

Maybe Sherlock Holmes licences were difficult for model and toy companies to acquire?

I do recall thinking about the Baskerville curse as we drove through Devon's darkling lands between the Exe and the Dart and in particular heeding the warning at its heart

'to forbear from crossing the moor in those dark hours when the powers of evil are exalted.'

Do you have a hellish hound near you?


17 comments:

  1. Paul Adams from New Zealand7/10/2024 7:34 pm

    I totally agree that the Hound of the Baskervilles would have made a great Aurora kit. Jaws agape. That is one model that would really have suited Glow in the Dark plastic. They could always have released it as a generic Hellhound.

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    1. Somewhere there has to be a kit Paul.

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  2. Broadway is really nice. I have never understood the popularity of the Hound of the Baskervilles. It is far from being the best Holmes story, he isn't even in half of it! It has been filmed so many times.

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    1. Broadway is chocolate box lovely Kev. I've never seen it as full as today. I suppose with Baskervilles it's the hound and the moors thare are so photogenic. What's your fave Sherlock story Kev?

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    2. Yeah, you're right really. I like the short stories but they probably wouldn't make good films. I once got to see Jeremy Brett film a bit of one episode in Chester.

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  3. Yes milo the next door neighbours yappy terrier!

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  4. My Missus loved this post! Just yesterday she took one if our Hellish Hounds to the Vet and noticed a range of dog muzzles that were branded "Baskerville"!
    She thinks an Aurora Hound would have been too dull. But we are talking about someone who didn't have dolls as a little girl, she had the Aurora Godzilla!
    She also is gearing up for a tour of Merrie Olde England next month and relates to your touristing.
    But as she points out, you and your Missus being natives, will never experience the UK with the same air of exoticism that she does!

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    1. Ha ha, Baskerville muzzles! Great! I hope the Grand Southern England tour is fabulously exotic for you both Looey!

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  5. The meanest dog I ever knew during my childhood had fitting name:

    Rags

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    1. Ha ha, what a great name for a dog!

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    2. I knew a dog named Rags in high school. A real mean one. Thank heavens he weiged about three pounds and was about a foot long.

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  6. Our last German Shephard (Brandi) was a beast to everyone outside of the family! She was just fine with us but heaven forbid a stranger got anywhere near her or us!

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