Friday, 8 May 2020

CAPTIONS PLEASE!

This is our guinea pig Hose checking out a space toy back in 2009.

He was a fine pig.

Captions required in Hose's honour.

29 comments:

  1. Many people weren't convinced that the strong Science Fiction element in season two of 'Tales of the Riverbank' was a good idea.

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    1. "Tales of the Riverbank," hilarious, haven't thought of that programme in years!!!

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  2. "Satellite TV is all very well, but you need a screen as well."

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  3. Space toy: "When I said I needed a guinea pig for my next experiment, I didn't expect to be taken quite so literally."

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  4. "Don't worry, Mr Pig - I'm sure we'll find out the reason for your fur's partial premature ageing."

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  5. "What do I press to release the food?"

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  6. "What do I need a fire-extinguisher for? I don't use matches."

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  7. "Do you come here often, you sexy little beast?"

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  8. Hose: "H'mm, I don't know what it is, but it looks 'armless."

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  9. "Hey, where's the attachment for the vacuum cleaner got to?"

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  10. "I'm standing my ground - YOU move out of the way."

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  11. Doctor Who's new companions make their debut.

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  12. Doctor Who's latest regeneration met with derision from fans. New design for sonic screwdriver doesn't go down well either.

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  13. Dr. (Hose) Who: "I don't like this new TARDIS. How do I get in?"

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  14. "These new wheelie bins aren't very big."

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  15. "That's an enema? Okay, now I'm worried."

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  16. "Who are you calling a pig, you useless lump of plastic?"

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  17. "Now look into the disc with your left eye. I think you'll be needing spectacles though."

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  18. "You can't fool me - YOU'RE not a Dalek."

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  19. "Wrong show, pal. It's 'The Clangers' you're booked for, not 'Tales Of The Riverbank'."

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  20. Hose: "Thanks for my birthday gift - what is it?"

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  21. Ha ha, thanks Kev and Kid! Hilarious!

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  22. Isle of Wight local experiences strange side effects from new Covid 19 tracing app !
    Mish

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  23. This is not the Droid I'm looking for.

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  24. The translator was brought in and swiftly declared that the martian creature was simply saying "squeak, squeak, squeak!"

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  25. Paul Adams from New Zealand5/08/2020 9:08 pm

    Your Marx Scenic Helicopter Flight is now boarding. Please keep your heads down.

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  26. All very funny. Thanks guys!

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