REPORT - DRUNKEN SPACEMEN LOSE THEIR BOTTLE!
ha ha. Good one.Put a cork in it NASA!
"Did I ever tell you that you're a right little corker?"
"These are the smallest planets we've ever landed on."
Podiums float away at Space Olympics during medals ceremony.
"Personally, I'd prefer a rocket pack or a jetmobile - these hover-bases are far too big."
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"When they said they wanted us to plug the gap, I didn't realise this is what they had in mind."
"I prefer the spring versions of these planet hoppers."
"Okay, guys, we've got our equipment - let's put a STOP to that alien invasion!"
"These personal excrement storage containers are a little unwieldy."
"Descending to planet now, but those holes in the surface are square."
"I tell ya, these space allotments aren't big enough to grow a Venusian carrot on!"
Commander Woodsy leads "Operation Block Kid's Captions" in a desperate attempt to prevent total humour depressurisation at Moonbase Central !Mish.
Everyone's a critic.
There's a bottleneck in the airlock!
Here is the old joke from Bill Dana's comedy record, "The Astronaut," circa 1962:Interviewer: Can you tell us about the Blast-Off?Jose Jimenez: Yes, I always take a BLAST before I take OFF!Sorry, ouch...
REPORT - DRUNKEN SPACEMEN LOSE THEIR BOTTLE!
ReplyDeleteha ha. Good one.
DeletePut a cork in it NASA!
"Did I ever tell you that you're a right little corker?"
ReplyDelete"These are the smallest planets we've ever landed on."
ReplyDeletePodiums float away at Space Olympics during medals ceremony.
ReplyDelete"Personally, I'd prefer a rocket pack or a jetmobile - these hover-bases are far too big."
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"When they said they wanted us to plug the gap, I didn't realise this is what they had in mind."
ReplyDelete"I prefer the spring versions of these planet hoppers."
ReplyDelete"Okay, guys, we've got our equipment - let's put a STOP to that alien invasion!"
ReplyDelete"These personal excrement storage containers are a little unwieldy."
ReplyDelete"Descending to planet now, but those holes in the surface are square."
ReplyDelete"I tell ya, these space allotments aren't big enough to grow a Venusian carrot on!"
ReplyDeleteCommander Woodsy leads "Operation Block Kid's Captions" in a desperate attempt to prevent total humour depressurisation at Moonbase Central !
ReplyDeleteMish.
Everyone's a critic.
ReplyDeleteThere's a bottleneck in the airlock!
ReplyDeleteHere is the old joke from Bill Dana's comedy record, "The Astronaut," circa 1962:
ReplyDeleteInterviewer: Can you tell us about the Blast-Off?
Jose Jimenez: Yes, I always take a BLAST before I take OFF!
Sorry, ouch...