"Up yours, ya bam!" (He's giving two fingers.)
"Look at that - an inch tall. I've been swollen like this all week."
"Okay, I'm ready to perform your proctology exam."
"What am I bid for this collectable old Earth ruler?"
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"Don't worry, darlin' - my penis may be invisible, but it's ten times the size of my body!"
"Please, miss - may I leave the room?"
"A volunteer to internally explore Salma Hayek's nether regions? I'm yer man!"
"Pull down my left arm, and if three lemons in a row show in my eye slot, you're a winner!"
"How long do I have to hold up this invisible barbell? My arm's killin' me."
"I'd wipe the floor with a Dalek Rolykin any day of the week!"
"Who just bought a Gemini Space Capsule? I know the answer to that, miss!"
"Help, I'm stuck in this position - I need oiling, pronto."
(Well, you never said they had to be funny, Woodsy.)
"I'm the tallest, so choose me to go and explore planet Earth. I'll soon find out what this stick's for."
Fine captioning Kid! Ha ha. You're the Caption King! I like number 3 best! He does look like he's just slapped a rubber glove on! I wonder what LP actually had in mind when they mafe it?
Mafe= made!
LP Alien. "Take me to your Ruler !"Mish.
Or: "When I said 'take me to your ruler' this isn't what I had in mind."
"Up yours, ya bam!" (He's giving two fingers.)
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ReplyDelete"Okay, I'm ready to perform your proctology exam."
ReplyDelete"What am I bid for this collectable old Earth ruler?"
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ReplyDelete"Don't worry, darlin' - my penis may be invisible, but it's ten times the size of my body!"
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ReplyDelete"Please, miss - may I leave the room?"
ReplyDelete"A volunteer to internally explore Salma Hayek's nether regions? I'm yer man!"
ReplyDelete"Pull down my left arm, and if three lemons in a row show in my eye slot, you're a winner!"
ReplyDelete"How long do I have to hold up this invisible barbell? My arm's killin' me."
ReplyDelete"I'd wipe the floor with a Dalek Rolykin any day of the week!"
ReplyDelete"Who just bought a Gemini Space Capsule? I know the answer to that, miss!"
ReplyDelete"Help, I'm stuck in this position - I need oiling, pronto."
ReplyDelete(Well, you never said they had to be funny, Woodsy.)
ReplyDelete"I'm the tallest, so choose me to go and explore planet Earth. I'll soon find out what this stick's for."
ReplyDeleteFine captioning Kid! Ha ha. You're the Caption King! I like number 3 best! He does look like he's just slapped a rubber glove on! I wonder what LP actually had in mind when they mafe it?
ReplyDeleteMafe= made!
ReplyDeleteLP Alien. "Take me to your Ruler !"
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Or: "When I said 'take me to your ruler' this isn't what I had in mind."
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