"Hey, Drac - remember you've got an appointment with that Chinese dentist at two thirty." (Tooth hurty.)
"I've known you a long time, Drac - so fangs for the memories."
"Trying to make you laugh is like trying to get blood out of a... oops, I shouldn't have mentioned blood, should I? Stop looking at me like that."
"No - 'COUNT' - I called you a 'count'!"
"We're fresh out of blood, Drac - but I can do you a black pudding supper."
"I didn't realise when you bit my neck that it'd leave such a giant hickey."
"You want some garlic bread with that black pudding supper, Drac? Now, now - no need to swear!"
Barber: "How do you like your short back and sides, Drac? Oh, that's right - you can't see it in the mirror, can you?"
"Were you a bit of a sook at school?"
"What's that? You're one of the undead? You mean an SNP supporter?"
Chef: "Just let me know when you're ready for a bite, Drac, and I'll rustle you up a little someone."
"You roam the streets at night looking for a victim? So you're a mugger?
"I wouldn't say no to a game of cricket, Drac. You got your own bat?"
"So are you pals with Batman?"
"Help me with this puzzle, Drac, one down and two across - whaddya mean, don't say cross?"
"Fresh out of black puddings, Drac, but I can do you a nice steak. Hey, where are you going?"
Must be at least one good one out of all that lot, Woodsy!
ha ha, I like them all Kid! Your'e turnn out to be the caption King! My fave is 'I called you a Count!' . Ha ha!
"Hey, Drac - remember you've got an appointment with that Chinese dentist at two thirty." (Tooth hurty.)
ReplyDelete"I've known you a long time, Drac - so fangs for the memories."
ReplyDelete"Trying to make you laugh is like trying to get blood out of a... oops, I shouldn't have mentioned blood, should I? Stop looking at me like that."
ReplyDelete"No - 'COUNT' - I called you a 'count'!"
ReplyDelete"We're fresh out of blood, Drac - but I can do you a black pudding supper."
ReplyDelete"I didn't realise when you bit my neck that it'd leave such a giant hickey."
ReplyDelete"You want some garlic bread with that black pudding supper, Drac? Now, now - no need to swear!"
ReplyDeleteBarber: "How do you like your short back and sides, Drac? Oh, that's right - you can't see it in the mirror, can you?"
ReplyDelete"Were you a bit of a sook at school?"
ReplyDelete"What's that? You're one of the undead? You mean an SNP supporter?"
ReplyDeleteChef: "Just let me know when you're ready for a bite, Drac, and I'll rustle you up a little someone."
ReplyDelete"You roam the streets at night looking for a victim? So you're a mugger?
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't say no to a game of cricket, Drac. You got your own bat?"
ReplyDelete"So are you pals with Batman?"
ReplyDelete"Help me with this puzzle, Drac, one down and two across - whaddya mean, don't say cross?"
ReplyDelete"Fresh out of black puddings, Drac, but I can do you a nice steak. Hey, where are you going?"
ReplyDeleteMust be at least one good one out of all that lot, Woodsy!
ReplyDeleteha ha, I like them all Kid! Your'e turnn out to be the caption King! My fave is 'I called you a Count!' . Ha ha!
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