I remember checking NASA's vacancies page last year and the only thing I could have applied for was "Cleaner"! ha ha.
I know there's a real SpaceX space firm around these days but for a bit of fun I got thinking, what would vacancies look like in a Golden Astronaut/ SpaceX Job Centre?
For example:
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T5 Tractor Driver Sought.
Experience of towing Nuclear Pulses essential.
Opportunities for work with Golden Astronaut USA too.
You must be HO scale.
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C'mon guys! More needed! You can do better!
What are you smoking Woodsy? I once applied for a job as an alien giant when some wideboy wanted to turn the Liverpool Tower Restaurant into a Buck Rogers style themed eatery. Had a good chat with him amd saw the concept art for it, but he clearly never got it off the ground. No pun intended..
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