MAKE LIKE A MARTIAN AND SPLIT!

It was a joyous occasion today at Cydonia as curiosity was satisfied as the Man from Mars seized the opportunity and created a new relative. "thats the spirit!" cried the assembled crowd as he parthogenically divided and produced Junior. King Crater was present as the Mighty Wotan assisted and ceremoniously removed the 'birth ring' from Juniors top. King Craters advanced age was apparent as he was heard to proclaim "its a boy!" when the onlookers were more than aware martians are hermathroditic and capable of sexless reproduction. Needless to say, the royal oversight was soon forgotten as the Fflarr juice began to flow and the party commenced. The Mighty Wotan was seen staggering home in the early hours muttering "who says parties on Mars have no atmosphere?"