Thursday, 16 February 2012

Bar Wars

I had a Lindt Lindor Chocolate Ball the other day. Oddly, it had a dimple in it just like the Imperial Death Star! Well, I couldn't resist - I give you Bar Wars! I chose Wagon Wheels as a fleet of Millenium Falcons [OK, I know there was just one in the film]. Which choccy bars/ sweets would you have in? Pictures, captions, jokes, stories all welcomed!


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6 comments:

  1. Surely a triangular Toblerone must be an Imperial Star Destroyer!

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  2. Spectrum Steve2/16/2012 9:17 pm

    So THATS what they mean by 'Death By Chocolate' To quote Goldenrod himself (sort of...) 'They've shut down the chocolate fountain we'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness' or...'Lock chocolate fingers in attack position' but seriously...you have seen the two Star Wars cookbooks? (Wookiee Cookies and Darth Malt and more galactic recipes) Bossk Brownies or Darth Maul dip anyone?

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  3. Upside down too, I like it Richard! What about a Walnut Whip as Jabba the Hut!

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  4. Holy shades of Mimas Batman!!

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  5. With this Death Star you are really spoiling us ambassador!

    I'd 'get-me-coat but I seem to remember fetching it the other day!

    'edressem scapular'?...has everyone gone over to these two-word verifications? Anyway - its Yoda'ese for "With this Death Star you are really spoiling us ambassador!"

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  6. Sam Spade, here. Samantha Spade, BOUNTY hunter. Just doin' my job, ma'am, but it's no PICNIC, believe me. This time I was bound for MARS to bring back some FLAKE who'd stolen the GOLDEN CUP from Princess CABANA ...

    Heard the guy had gone to ground in one of the bars in the Lower West Side of Downtown Marsville. I knew he couldn't be in the women's only place, the HER-SHE bar, and I doubted his ability to pass himself off as a South American with a taste for human sacrifice, so no point in looking in the AZTEC bar. I tried getting in the YORKIE bar, but they said it WASN'T FOR GIRLS. Pffft! It was a matter of trying the rest. He wasn't in the first bar. Wasn't in the second bar either. Not in bars three, four or five. But he had been in BAR SIX. The entry fee was cheap. Yeah, it was a DIME bar. Sure you've heard of the place! It's the one with the exotic dancing act with the twins, Kitty and Katherine ... call themselves the KIT KAT girls. (HUBBA HUBBA)

    But my mark wasn't there. Nothing for it but to try to pick up the trail again. After all those drinks in all those bars, food was on my mind. I stopped in a burger joint ... they asked if I wanted "FRY'S with that?" I told them no, but took CREME in my coffee.

    The MILKY WAY shone brightly - in fact it almost SPANGLEd, and there was a STARBURST, as I headed my ship, the MALTEASER Falcon, out Earthwards again. Her engines are custom built - they don't roar like a LION, they WHISPER. But engine design is a TOPIC for another time.

    It was a MARATHON run back to Earth. Ground crew didn't realise how advanced my ship was, and there were some SNICKERS. But I had no time for that. My mark's ship must have landed here. So I asked one of the prettier ones for info. Seemed she was from the Middle-East ... TURKISH in fact, and quite a DELIGHT.

    She directed me to the ship I was looking for. An odd design - the controls have no levers or switches ... not even touch-screens ... just BUTTONS. There was a clue where to go next ... he was at the notorious club, LOVE HEARTS. When I entered, they gave me the customary complimentary baked product covered in chocolate - yeah, it was the CLUB BISCUIT.

    To my surprise, my friend Moose was in the club. He asked how I was. I told him, "I'm SUPER, MOOSE!" which he was glad to hear. He decided to team up with me - we planned on a game of SKITTLES after we'd brought the thief to book.

    We asked if anyone had seen him, but they FUDGEd the issue, so we gave the joint the FINGER and tracked him down to the local park. It had been snowing earlier, so the ground was a bit CRUNCHIE. And there he was! He TWIRLed around and made a run for it. We chased him round bushes ... round flower beds ... heck, we even chased him ROWNTREES. He couldn't escape. Back in my ship, I hit the BOOSTers, and it was off back to the Princess for my reward. I would need a holiday after today ... yep, I needed a REFRESHER.

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