Thursday, 6 October 2011

Contraption Caption Comp

This rock crawler guy's just so darn together! So what is he thinking Swordies? Remember, from the sublime to ridiculous is always good!

47 comments:

  1. Poor Mans Porterie10/06/2011 7:43 am

    Get off my back!

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  2. "oh crap, ive forgotten my butty!"

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  3. Yep ... just as I thought ... from here I can see into the dormitories of the St. Giles Finishing school for Ladies ...

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  4. Yay! Two years of tinkering ... three years of planning and getting permission ... and now I'm the first to the top of this mountain! Wait ... there's some writing just there ... K ... I ... L ... ROY WOZ 'ERE. Aaaaaaaaarrgh.

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  5. Hello! Does this LOOK like a good time for me to want to answer a customer survey?

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  6. Eat your heart out, Clive Sinclair!

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  7. Oh. My. Goddess! The batteries do WHAT at altitudes above 18, 000 feet?

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  8. Sooty ... what are YOU doing here?

    (this is inspired by a particularly good edition of an old gag/impersonation program called, "Who Do You Do?" That edition had a long, hilarious running gag about finding Sooty in unusual places. My favourite was John Wayne drawing his gun against a bad guy. He draws, looks down at his hand ... and realises what's happened ... "Sooty! What are you doing there?" Wonderful! But maybe you had to be there.)

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  9. Jeez ... the lengths we have to go to to smoke a fag these days!

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  10. (worriedly) Did I turn the gas off before I left home? ....

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  11. I don't get it .... why did she keep on about the rocks not being magnetic all the way up? It's not going to affect my watch - it's digital.

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  12. Darn, but I hate scrubbing these mountains every week.

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  13. Don't press this button? Why not?

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  14. No, officer ... I haven't been drinking ...

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  15. Left ... no! Right .... left, right ... right? (screams). Someone tell me which foot to move next!!!!!!

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  16. Heh, heh ... now no one is safe from Jehovah's Witnesses!

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  17. We can tell if you don't have a TV licence .... no matter where you are.

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  18. (gulps) ... I gotta take her through the car wash? Are you sure?

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  19. Worried? Me? What could possibly go wrong?

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  20. Well, technically it leaves six carbon footprints, mate ...

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  21. I can see my house from here .... um, why is it on fire?

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  22. No, I'm perfectly happy with the vehicle insurance I have now, thanks.

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  23. Tell me again .... which one's reverse?

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  24. It's great on stairs .... crap on motorways.

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  25. Wait a minute ... have I taken a wrong turn?

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  26. Uh oh ... looks like a seat belt MIGHT have been a good idea after all.

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  27. Heh, heh ... now I know why it's called a "Peter Parker Special".

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  28. Whadya mean, I can't park it here? Since when did it become YOUR mountain?

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  29. Actually, no - I hadn't given thought to what happens if the hydraulics freeze ... (gulps)

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  30. Tch ... 38 and I'm still a pizza-delivery boy ...

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  31. I'd feel happier if it came with a parachute!

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  32. Where did I get the inspiration? Well, when I was a kid, I had these cool toys called "Project S.W.O.R.D." ....

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  33. Actually ... I can't stand insects (shudders) ....

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  34. No, I never have considered entering the Wacky Races. Do you think I ought to?

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  35. Why? Because it's there!

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  36. Man, you should see it in traffic jams ... I can just climb over all the other cars.

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  37. It can climb rock faces, do 23 m.p.h on a flat surface ... and it's pretty good at dancing too!

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  38. For the last time, i DO NOT work for International Rescue!

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  39. OK, yes, I'll concede the point - the rear end DOES look like a doorbell.

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  40. Backflip? Are you crazy?

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  41. The gearbox has three settings ... Drive, Climb, and Gallop!

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  42. Well, yes, a cup-holder armrest WOULD be a nice touch.

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  43. The going-up is fine .... it's the coming-down that makes me lose my lunch.

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  44. Think toad deserves a prize for sheer volume and effort ! Well done that amphibian!

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  45. (smiles) thanks, Wote. I needed the exercise.

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  46. This picture-cover from old soviet
    (russian)magazine Technica Molodezhi
    TM-number 10 1972 year.In my home
    library (i m russian)many this
    magazins 1933-2011 years.

    Name this amazing transport-
    ADGEZOHOD. ( Look Technica Molodezhi
    1983 year.)

    Welcome to my new blog-

    //scienseillustrations.mypage.ru

    (old blog //scienceillustration
    i m destroed )

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  47. This picture-cover from old soviet
    (russian)magazine Technica Molodezhi
    TM-number 10 1972 year.In my home
    library (i m russian)many this
    magazins 1933-2011 years.

    Name this amazing transport-
    ADGEZOHOD. ( Look Technica Molodezhi
    1983 year.)

    Welcome to my new blog-

    //scienseillustrations.mypage.ru

    (old blog //scienceillustration
    i m destroed )

    ReplyDelete