Woodsy's plan to flood the market with SWORD replicas was going well. It had taken him only three years to sratchbuild a pair of Moon Rangers ... so at this rate it would only take him ....
NEWSFLASH: Project SWORD "spot the difference" recruitment poster is a huge success!
"We're getting a lot of twins applying since we tried the new approach," Commader Jensen told reporters. "Our PR department came up with the slogan 'Project SWORD is twice the adventure', and we've been deluged with applicants."
I'm sick of shovellin' sh*t all day. You?
ReplyDelete(ohmm uhmm)
ReplyDeleteHope you didn't try that bean soup for lunch, mate -
Is the Michelin Man really our Father?
ReplyDeleteD'ya know that glace cherry they've stuck behind us, d'ya think we'll ever get out to scoff it?
ReplyDeleteHow can I be the Lone Ranger if you keep turning up!
ReplyDeleteWish they'd switch us on, I'm sick of sitting around.
ReplyDeleteBorn in a mould, glued to a seat and encased forever in a plastic dome! Just great!
ReplyDeleteBut I tell you she likes ME best! Not you.
ReplyDeleteFunny? I'm beside meself, mate.
ReplyDeleteMum said it was a mistake to volunteer for these cloning experiments ...
ReplyDeleteRoger, Control. We COPY that ...
ReplyDeleteDarn, but I hate it when parallel universes keep breaking through.
ReplyDeleteNow I know how the wife feels when someone at a party is wearing the same dress ...
ReplyDeleteYeah, but MINE has a built in MP3 player and sat-nav ...
ReplyDelete'ere ... haven't I seen you somewhere before? ...
ReplyDeleteBut I tell you I'M the real one!
ReplyDeleteWoodsy's plan to flood the market with SWORD replicas was going well. It had taken him only three years to sratchbuild a pair of Moon Rangers ... so at this rate it would only take him ....
ReplyDeleteOn the second day of Christmas, my truelove sent to me,
ReplyDeleteTwo Moon Rangers
One missing Moonbase
and a prospector made by Tarheel.
I'm twice the fun you are ....
ReplyDeleteHey, don't you know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery ....
ReplyDeleteYeah, well my orders were we have to demolish that Moonbase ... the one over there. They want it gone FOREVER ...
ReplyDeleteDear Philo, you've just created a SWORDlore Crimbo classic - will certainly be tried out here (LOLling over)
ReplyDeleteWhen are the American television networks going to pick us up? We've been waiting for decades!
ReplyDeleteI love space toys--those are very cool!
Gordon Long
(smiles)
ReplyDeleteWe should try to do the whole song, Arto. Be a nice Christmas posting.
"I spy with my little eye something beginning with M."
ReplyDelete"Is it Me?"
"Wow, yeah. You got that quick. OK, your turn."
"Hmmm, let me see .... I spy with my little eye something beginning with M ..."
NEWSFLASH: Project SWORD "spot the difference" recruitment poster is a huge success!
ReplyDelete"We're getting a lot of twins applying since we tried the new approach," Commader Jensen told reporters. "Our PR department came up with the slogan 'Project SWORD is twice the adventure', and we've been deluged with applicants."
"Sir, the matter-transporter is playing up again ..."
ReplyDelete"ummm, I don't think 'unique' means what you think it means, Joe ..."
ReplyDelete"Yes sir-ree, we are one of a kind."
ReplyDelete"Shoulda gone to Spec Savers ...."
ReplyDelete"It's buy one, get one free ..."
ReplyDelete"Yep, I'm twice the man I used to be ..."
ReplyDelete"You're never alone with a Moon Ranger."
ReplyDeleteNEWSFLASH: Mike Yarwood joins Project SWORD ...
ReplyDelete"let's get together, come on, come on, let's get together ..."
ReplyDelete"This isn't what I thought they meant when they said I'd be driving a twin-engined vehicle ..."
ReplyDeleteAnd in first place for Synchronised shovelling is Project SWORD ...
ReplyDelete"Whoa! Talk about Déjà vu ..."
ReplyDelete"So let me get this straight ... you expect me to believe you're me five minutes into the future?"
ReplyDelete"Yep ... I remember being pretty confused about it five minutes ago too ..."
"Wow! you're better at being me than I am ..."
ReplyDelete"So ... if you're me, who am i again?"
ReplyDelete"D'ya know what I most hate about being an identical twin? ..."
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ReplyDelete"I don't like standing out in a crowd."
ReplyDelete"double or quits ..."
ReplyDeleteThe beginning of Operation Tron, 1967...
ReplyDeleteGordon Long