Am I your Father?
Guys, my son has a history of messing up great projects (heavy breathing) -
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
Aww, c'mon guys. This looks so much cooler than the regulation spacesuit.
We can let you have her at nought per cent interest for the first two years, sir.
Sorry, sir ... droids are not part of the standard package deal.
(guy stroking side of wing): feel that force, sir.
Yes, it comes in black and, errrrrm, well black.
Actually sir, both sides are dark.
What d'ya mean, they won't let me up in space with this asthma?
Well, officially it's Project Dyna Soar ... but we like to think of it as (finger quotes) Death Star.
No, no, no ... when we said "Project SWORD" we didn't mean bring one with you.
Just can't get the parts, mate ...
Well, it's big and it's black and it has to be around here somewhere!
well it damn well had wheels when I left it here an hour ago!
Darth Vader consults his accountants before buying a new Sunday roadster.
It did the Kessel run in 10 parsecs and still had juice to go to Tesco!
Nope. No Rebels hiding here, honest.
(gulps) You want us to strip out all the flight navigation? You intend flying without it? (laughs nervously and inches away).
Give you the ship? Haha. Your Jed-di mind tricks won't work on me.
I'm sure the missus will love it.
Total babe magnet. You won't regret it.
Honest mate. We didn't order a Vader strip-o-gram.
Awwww, c'mon. I can too be an astronaut. I got the suit an' everything.
If you expect us to let you borrow it for your party, meesa think yoosa crazy.
And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...Hidden? Hello .... we're standing in it.
Are you sure you aren't Obi Wan and Yoda? Because I feel a presence that I haven't felt since ....
If you think it's good now, you wait till we get the friction motor installed, with the authentic rocket sound!
Bad dress sense, he has. Hmm, yes. A Jedi, thinks he is.
Technicaly Mr Salesman - If I may correct you - it's still a backward heap of Batha excrement......Earth to the nearest planetoid in 3 days? Ha!
The project has been abandoned? I find your lack of faith disturbing ....
Am I your Father?
ReplyDeleteGuys, my son has a history of messing up great projects (heavy breathing) -
ReplyDeleteAsteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
ReplyDeleteAww, c'mon guys. This looks so much cooler than the regulation spacesuit.
ReplyDeleteWe can let you have her at nought per cent interest for the first two years, sir.
ReplyDeleteSorry, sir ... droids are not part of the standard package deal.
ReplyDelete(guy stroking side of wing): feel that force, sir.
ReplyDeleteYes, it comes in black and, errrrrm, well black.
ReplyDeleteActually sir, both sides are dark.
ReplyDeleteWhat d'ya mean, they won't let me up in space with this asthma?
ReplyDeleteWell, officially it's Project Dyna Soar ... but we like to think of it as (finger quotes) Death Star.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no ... when we said "Project SWORD" we didn't mean bring one with you.
ReplyDeleteJust can't get the parts, mate ...
ReplyDeleteWell, it's big and it's black and it has to be around here somewhere!
ReplyDeletewell it damn well had wheels when I left it here an hour ago!
ReplyDeleteDarth Vader consults his accountants before buying a new Sunday roadster.
ReplyDeleteIt did the Kessel run in 10 parsecs and still had juice to go to Tesco!
ReplyDeleteNope. No Rebels hiding here, honest.
ReplyDelete(gulps) You want us to strip out all the flight navigation? You intend flying without it? (laughs nervously and inches away).
ReplyDeleteGive you the ship? Haha. Your Jed-di mind tricks won't work on me.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the missus will love it.
ReplyDeleteTotal babe magnet. You won't regret it.
ReplyDeleteHonest mate. We didn't order a Vader strip-o-gram.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, c'mon. I can too be an astronaut. I got the suit an' everything.
ReplyDeleteIf you expect us to let you borrow it for your party, meesa think yoosa crazy.
ReplyDeleteAnd now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...
ReplyDeleteHidden? Hello .... we're standing in it.
Are you sure you aren't Obi Wan and Yoda? Because I feel a presence that I haven't felt since ....
ReplyDeleteIf you think it's good now, you wait till we get the friction motor installed, with the authentic rocket sound!
ReplyDeleteBad dress sense, he has. Hmm, yes. A Jedi, thinks he is.
ReplyDeleteTechnicaly Mr Salesman - If I may correct you - it's still a backward heap of Batha excrement...
ReplyDelete...Earth to the nearest planetoid in 3 days? Ha!
The project has been abandoned? I find your lack of faith disturbing ....
ReplyDelete