Wednesday 15 December 2010

Planet Yule Caption Comp

Here's a cute alien Christmas scene from a 1959 Galaxy pulp cover.
What would you say the two little green men are saying [or thinking]?

28 comments:

  1. Steve Zodiac12/15/2010 7:32 pm

    Look out, he may have been forewarned as well!

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  2. "shh... careful... not only do the natives have a strange skin colour, but with twice the arms that one of us has, this one could be dangerous too..."

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  3. Spectrum Steve12/15/2010 11:04 pm

    "Yeah, I agree that is a cool Rocket ship but are you sure that red and white thing's an atomic disintegrator?"

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  4. Hmm, yes ... clearly the Hindu version of Father Christmas.

    "Ssshhh, Gleep. Go wake dad and tell him a Tetramand in a red suit is steeling our pressies from the tree!"

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  5. "OK, he's gonna be busy-some there for a timespan .... let's hide those strange quadrupeds he uses to power-flight his ship!"

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  6. "ssshhhh, I tell you it's NOT Mom ..."

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  7. "OK, on the count of three .... one, two ..."

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  8. "Ssshhhh, don't tell him we don't got no chimney."

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  9. "I know, StrqqnxX, I know ... but I'm not going to tell him Christmas isn't until December ...."

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  10. "But Dad got so annoyed when we ate the last one who broke in ..."

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  11. "I didn't know Doctor Octopus made deliveries either ..."

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  12. "He's wearing red ... he must be one of us ..."

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  13. "Will you hush your mouth .... I tell you there ain't no Santa Claus."

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  14. "Sure he'll take us on as Elves .. and we'll get to live at the North Pole and everything ..."

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  15. "OK, it's agreed? On the count of three we open the cargo doors and see if it really does push the ship ...."

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  16. "Sigh ... he didn't leave the Moonbase toy this year either ..." (crys)

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  17. Crys? Sigh .. that was supposed to be "cries" of course.

    Typonese is my second language. I'm almost fluent.

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  18. "Don't tell him, don't tell him. Let him think we have been good!"

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  19. "But how could he have got down the Influx-Pipe? He'd have got burnt on the Atomic Pile .."

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  21. "Told you he'd get our email ..."

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  22. "Aliens really do exist!!!!!"

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  23. "Sure, Mom says he comes every year and leaves toys for all girls, boys and geyms .... but that's not the real meaning of Pqebtygkls. It's all commercialised now."

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  24. "But I wanted a pony! ..."

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  25. "See .... I told you it wasn't mum and dad who put the presents there ..."

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  26. Just can't compete with philotoadia's humour!

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  27. "No, I don't understand what that strange bit on the left of the picture is supposed to be, either."

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  28. Hm, I was wondering that too ^_^

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