But on the bright side, it's Friday and that means fish suppers and fizzy pop!
Face it, dude - SPACEX just has the better machinery. Man, their stuff is bitchin'
You always were a glass-half-empty kinda guy, John.
Man, these telephone surveys suck!
We blow up one lousy planet, and this is their response!
D'ya think SPACEX might be hiring?
What do you expect when they can't even look after their Moonbase properly?!
Bazinga!
Man, I'm not going to carry the can for this ...
OK, this is what we say when they ask what happened ...
I told you not to press the red button ...
Does this mean we won't be in the annual?
Nooooo ... now how are we going to save enough to get married, Donald?
Haha - April Fool!
Hey, it's going to be OK - take a look at the blog entry beneath this one ...
Well, you threw a five. That's Space-Monopoly for you. I still think the old, "Go To Jail" cards were better ...
Yeah, but we're in NASA, mate, so why are we worrying?
That's all very well, but it's still your turn to make the tea ...
He's dead?! He owed me £20!
"This is the voice of The Mysterons...."
Wow! The IRS really plays dirty theses days!
I hear what you're saying, Mark. How does this news make you feel?...
Wow, you really are coming along great in that "Be A Newsreader" correspondence course! ...
You can't believe it? And this from the guy who thinks Mediums are real? ...
Would you believe, "Astro Rapier injured ... Project S.W.O.R.D. incurs minor setback"? No? Well what about, "Astro Rapier suffers minor headache .... "?
Never give up! Never surrender!
Told ya! That's fifty quid you owe me, mate! What do you want to bet on next?
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Refusal to acknowledge external events in the face of overwhelming and incontrovertible evidence is the sign of an underdeveloped mind ....
Never liked the guy anyway ...
oh dear, oh dear ... now can we PLEASE switch back to the sports channel? ...
So that leaves just you and me against a cold, uncaring universe, Ernie! ...
Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
Hey! That's not bad ... I really think the readers will buy into that until the next issue ...
Yeah ... Eastenders really keeps viewers on the edge of their seats ...
I keep telling you, your Victor Meldrew impression is pants, it's "I DON'T believe it!"
It's outbursts like that which make you so unpopular, Donald ...
OK, I think they're starting to take these training exercises a little bit too far now ...
*sob sob* Now it's too late to tell Astro how much I Ioved him ...
But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth! ...
Ha ha ... you were always so easy to dupe, Ernie ...
Yes! Yes! Yes! Now we just sit back and collect on the insurance! ...
And so it begins ...
... and so it ends ...
"And now the end is here,And so we face the final curtain ..."Come on Brian, you know this one ...
It's days like this that really get me down ...
Some days are better than others ...(Identify that quote, girls and boys ...)
heh ... you win some, you lose some ...
Yeah, but at least I got the radar working again ...
Mum told me not to be an astronaut, but did I listen? ...
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off the Deep Space Probe ...
You've forgotten to take your medication again, haven't you?
Didn't I always tell him? "Check your rear view mirror, Astro". But would he listen?
One of these has got to be the plot-reset button ...
He was out last hope ...
But wait .. all we have to do is fly around the sun at high speed, and we'll be flung back in time and can stop this ever happening ...
Are you reading from the Daily Mail again? ...
I just knew I ought to have brought a change of underwear ...
Wow! Like, chill, man ...
Bad things come in threes, and that's only two! ... OMG, we're all gonna die!
I wonder what Martin Bloody Seligman would say about THIS! ...
I wish Toad was here ... Toad would know what to do!
"And now the end is here,And so we face the final curtain ..."Good one Toad, that made me laugh! LOLSo the doomsayer is called Ernie eh?
Well Ernie, now you can get back to driving the fastest moon cart in the west.
LOL - I meant the one out of Sesame Street.
Ah, I see Toad! Trust me to lower the tone with a Benny Hill reference...had a very wasted childhood you see! lolI hardly ever watched Sesame Street, I think the only character I know from that is Big Bird!I know two Ernies though...the milkman and Ernie Bishop from Corrie...Ed Bishop's uncool brother ;-)
Well, in Sesamee Street, Bert and Ernie are two gay guys, so it seemed kinda apt somehow ^_^
Might be Ernie and Randy Rayder.
But on the bright side, it's Friday and that means fish suppers and fizzy pop!
ReplyDeleteFace it, dude - SPACEX just has the better machinery. Man, their stuff is bitchin'
ReplyDeleteYou always were a glass-half-empty kinda guy, John.
ReplyDeleteMan, these telephone surveys suck!
ReplyDeleteWe blow up one lousy planet, and this is their response!
ReplyDeleteD'ya think SPACEX might be hiring?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you expect when they can't even look after their Moonbase properly?!
ReplyDeleteBazinga!
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm not going to carry the can for this ...
ReplyDeleteOK, this is what we say when they ask what happened ...
ReplyDeleteI told you not to press the red button ...
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean we won't be in the annual?
ReplyDeleteNooooo ... now how are we going to save enough to get married, Donald?
ReplyDeleteHaha - April Fool!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's going to be OK - take a look at the blog entry beneath this one ...
ReplyDeleteWell, you threw a five. That's Space-Monopoly for you. I still think the old, "Go To Jail" cards were better ...
ReplyDeleteYeah, but we're in NASA, mate, so why are we worrying?
ReplyDeleteThat's all very well, but it's still your turn to make the tea ...
ReplyDeleteHe's dead?! He owed me £20!
ReplyDelete"This is the voice of The Mysterons...."
ReplyDeleteWow! The IRS really plays dirty theses days!
ReplyDeleteI hear what you're saying, Mark. How does this news make you feel?...
ReplyDeleteWow, you really are coming along great in that "Be A Newsreader" correspondence course! ...
ReplyDeleteYou can't believe it? And this from the guy who thinks Mediums are real? ...
ReplyDeleteWould you believe, "Astro Rapier injured ... Project S.W.O.R.D. incurs minor setback"? No? Well what about, "Astro Rapier suffers minor headache .... "?
ReplyDeleteNever give up! Never surrender!
ReplyDeleteTold ya! That's fifty quid you owe me, mate! What do you want to bet on next?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteRefusal to acknowledge external events in the face of overwhelming and incontrovertible evidence is the sign of an underdeveloped mind ....
ReplyDeleteNever liked the guy anyway ...
ReplyDeleteoh dear, oh dear ... now can we PLEASE switch back to the sports channel? ...
ReplyDeleteSo that leaves just you and me against a cold, uncaring universe, Ernie! ...
ReplyDeleteStill, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
ReplyDeleteHey! That's not bad ... I really think the readers will buy into that until the next issue ...
ReplyDeleteYeah ... Eastenders really keeps viewers on the edge of their seats ...
ReplyDeleteI keep telling you, your Victor Meldrew impression is pants, it's "I DON'T believe it!"
ReplyDeleteIt's outbursts like that which make you so unpopular, Donald ...
ReplyDeleteOK, I think they're starting to take these training exercises a little bit too far now ...
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete*sob sob* Now it's too late to tell Astro how much I Ioved him ...
ReplyDeleteBut we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth! ...
ReplyDeleteHa ha ... you were always so easy to dupe, Ernie ...
ReplyDeleteYes! Yes! Yes! Now we just sit back and collect on the insurance! ...
ReplyDeleteAnd so it begins ...
ReplyDelete... and so it ends ...
ReplyDelete"And now the end is here,
ReplyDeleteAnd so we face the final curtain ..."
Come on Brian, you know this one ...
It's days like this that really get me down ...
ReplyDeleteSome days are better than others ...
ReplyDelete(Identify that quote, girls and boys ...)
heh ... you win some, you lose some ...
ReplyDeleteYeah, but at least I got the radar working again ...
ReplyDeleteMum told me not to be an astronaut, but did I listen? ...
ReplyDeleteYou were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off the Deep Space Probe ...
ReplyDeleteYou've forgotten to take your medication again, haven't you?
ReplyDeleteDidn't I always tell him? "Check your rear view mirror, Astro". But would he listen?
ReplyDeleteOne of these has got to be the plot-reset button ...
ReplyDeleteHe was out last hope ...
ReplyDeleteBut wait .. all we have to do is fly around the sun at high speed, and we'll be flung back in time and can stop this ever happening ...
ReplyDeleteAre you reading from the Daily Mail again? ...
ReplyDeleteI just knew I ought to have brought a change of underwear ...
ReplyDeleteWow! Like, chill, man ...
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteBad things come in threes, and that's only two! ... OMG, we're all gonna die!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Martin Bloody Seligman would say about THIS! ...
ReplyDeleteI wish Toad was here ... Toad would know what to do!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"And now the end is here,
ReplyDeleteAnd so we face the final curtain ..."
Good one Toad, that made me laugh! LOL
So the doomsayer is called Ernie eh?
Well Ernie, now you can get back to driving the fastest moon cart in the west.
ReplyDeleteLOL - I meant the one out of Sesame Street.
ReplyDeleteAh, I see Toad! Trust me to lower the tone with a Benny Hill reference...had a very wasted childhood you see! lol
ReplyDeleteI hardly ever watched Sesame Street, I think the only character I know from that is Big Bird!
I know two Ernies though...the milkman and Ernie Bishop from Corrie...Ed Bishop's uncool brother ;-)
Well, in Sesamee Street, Bert and Ernie are two gay guys, so it seemed kinda apt somehow ^_^
ReplyDeleteMight be Ernie and Randy Rayder.
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