Why?
And what if I happen to like really big explosions? Huh? What then? ....
That wasn't what they told me at the job centre ...
Enough with the environmentalist lectures already!
Oh, so no pressure then? ....
Lucky I brought my bicycle repair kit then ...
But I tell you I'm just the janitor!
What part of "Don't drill through the Earth's crust" did they not understand?!?
Sure, right, but do I get overtime and luncheon vouchers?
Oh come on .. you're making this up now!
But my wife is expecting me home for dinner ...
Damn .. I knew that home insurance cover plan was a big mistake!
Sorry, it's Friday, I knock-off in ten, got a caption competition to enter, call the fire-brigade.
Oh What?! And I suppose you're getting an engaged tone at Tracy Island are you?! Do I have to do everything around here? It's SOCK night!
Is that before or after I get your coffee, Sir?
All that and all I get is this tiny sppech bubble to reply in!
Damn it, I've just ordered a Curry!
Sir, two important points: (1) the Earth's core cannot explode and, (2) the Earth's core cannot explode. Yes, I realise this is actually one point repeated twice, but I thought it was sufficiently important to warrant repeating.
OMG, did I bring a change of underwear?
Yeah, like someone's going to be crazy enough to explode the Earth's core ... Hey, what does this big red button do?
All we need is a cheerleader, Sir.(think about it .... Save the Cheerleader, Save the World ^_^)
I have an idea ... what if we remove the core entirely? ...
I'm afraid you've got the wrong number ... this is 5478 not 4578 ...
Sorry, no can do. We just went on "work-to- rule" here mate.
I don't see the point, you've clearly all got Lincoln Syndrome down there, I'll find me a Nu Planet...
Does this mean I et my own office and a raise?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Mummy!
Mother warned me there’d be days like this!
Cor! ... Get it, Sir? “Cor” and “Core”?
But, like, I'm soooo depressed ...
Do I look like someone who cares?
But my doctor says I’m not to have any stress ...
What? Am I MacGyver now?
Whoa … talk about Mission Impossible!
OMG … can’t we just take the money and run?!?
Tsk, tsk. Cowboy geologists, eh?
OK … I’ll need a T50 transistor, a bottle of Iodine and a piece of used chewing gum …
Hey, a little more warning would have helped here!
Sorry, Squire, but that doesn’t come under Union Rules ...
But Sir, that isn’t going to happen for another 200 million years. Get a sense of perspective!
Passing the buck again, huh?
Aaaaaw, but I’m washing my hair that night!
Couldn’t we just bribe the script writer into giving us a happy ending, or is that like waaaaay post modern?
It’s OK, Sir. The comic folds by issues 31. We only need to hold out until then ...
You mean it ISN’T hollow and filled with dinosaurs????
I know … let’s drill a big hole, let the seas pour in, and that will cool it down. No, wait …
I think that’s the least of our worries right now …
But you fired me last week ...
But, but, but …
OMG! And this is just my first day on the job …
Very funny, Sir. And did he believe you when you told him that?
So, to be clear … I save the world, and you take the credit, right?
In what universe does it say THAT in my contract?
That's easy. Let's just arrange for the CEO of BP to meet with a nasty accident.
LOL. Nice one, eviled.
"You mean it ISN’T hollow and filled with dinosaurs????"That one had me chuckling Toad! :-)
But seriously, isn't it, eviled? ^_^
My evil mirror reflection SO hates me...
Oh so it's MY task now, not OURS...
Why?
ReplyDeleteAnd what if I happen to like really big explosions? Huh? What then? ....
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't what they told me at the job centre ...
ReplyDeleteEnough with the environmentalist lectures already!
ReplyDeleteOh, so no pressure then? ....
ReplyDeleteLucky I brought my bicycle repair kit then ...
ReplyDeleteBut I tell you I'm just the janitor!
ReplyDeleteWhat part of "Don't drill through the Earth's crust" did they not understand?!?
ReplyDeleteSure, right, but do I get overtime and luncheon vouchers?
ReplyDeleteOh come on .. you're making this up now!
ReplyDeleteBut my wife is expecting me home for dinner ...
ReplyDeleteDamn .. I knew that home insurance cover plan was a big mistake!
ReplyDeleteSorry, it's Friday, I knock-off in ten, got a caption competition to enter, call the fire-brigade.
ReplyDeleteOh What?! And I suppose you're getting an engaged tone at Tracy Island are you?! Do I have to do everything around here? It's SOCK night!
ReplyDeleteIs that before or after I get your coffee, Sir?
ReplyDeleteAll that and all I get is this tiny sppech bubble to reply in!
ReplyDeleteDamn it, I've just ordered a Curry!
ReplyDeleteSir, two important points: (1) the Earth's core cannot explode and, (2) the Earth's core cannot explode. Yes, I realise this is actually one point repeated twice, but I thought it was sufficiently important to warrant repeating.
ReplyDeleteOMG, did I bring a change of underwear?
ReplyDeleteYeah, like someone's going to be crazy enough to explode the Earth's core ... Hey, what does this big red button do?
ReplyDeleteAll we need is a cheerleader, Sir.
ReplyDelete(think about it .... Save the Cheerleader, Save the World ^_^)
I have an idea ... what if we remove the core entirely? ...
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid you've got the wrong number ... this is 5478 not 4578 ...
ReplyDeleteSorry, no can do. We just went on "work-to- rule" here mate.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the point, you've clearly all got Lincoln Syndrome down there, I'll find me a Nu Planet...
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I et my own office and a raise?
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
ReplyDeleteMummy!
ReplyDeleteMother warned me there’d be days like this!
ReplyDeleteCor! ... Get it, Sir? “Cor” and “Core”?
ReplyDeleteBut, like, I'm soooo depressed ...
ReplyDeleteDo I look like someone who cares?
ReplyDeleteBut my doctor says I’m not to have any stress ...
ReplyDeleteWhat? Am I MacGyver now?
ReplyDeleteWhoa … talk about Mission Impossible!
ReplyDeleteOMG … can’t we just take the money and run?!?
ReplyDeleteTsk, tsk. Cowboy geologists, eh?
ReplyDeleteOK … I’ll need a T50 transistor, a bottle of Iodine and a piece of used chewing gum …
ReplyDeleteHey, a little more warning would have helped here!
ReplyDeleteSorry, Squire, but that doesn’t come under Union Rules ...
ReplyDeleteBut Sir, that isn’t going to happen for another 200 million years. Get a sense of perspective!
ReplyDeletePassing the buck again, huh?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaw, but I’m washing my hair that night!
ReplyDeleteCouldn’t we just bribe the script writer into giving us a happy ending, or is that like waaaaay post modern?
ReplyDeleteIt’s OK, Sir. The comic folds by issues 31. We only need to hold out until then ...
ReplyDeleteYou mean it ISN’T hollow and filled with dinosaurs????
ReplyDeleteI know … let’s drill a big hole, let the seas pour in, and that will cool it down. No, wait …
ReplyDeleteI think that’s the least of our worries right now …
ReplyDeleteBut you fired me last week ...
ReplyDeleteBut, but, but …
ReplyDeleteOMG! And this is just my first day on the job …
ReplyDeleteVery funny, Sir. And did he believe you when you told him that?
ReplyDeleteSo, to be clear … I save the world, and you take the credit, right?
ReplyDeleteIn what universe does it say THAT in my contract?
ReplyDeleteThat's easy. Let's just arrange for the CEO of BP to meet with a nasty accident.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Nice one, eviled.
ReplyDelete"You mean it ISN’T hollow and filled with dinosaurs????"
ReplyDeleteThat one had me chuckling Toad! :-)
But seriously, isn't it, eviled? ^_^
ReplyDeleteMy evil mirror reflection SO hates me...
ReplyDeleteOh so it's MY task now, not OURS...
ReplyDelete