"My man, off-roaders so rock!"
"Get me one of these, and who's gonna care if my other car is a Porsche or not!"
"That'll teach my damn neighbours not to park outside my house!"
Whoops! I should have widened the garage first...'Untionr'...(Prn. Un-tee-oner), a three-humped ruminant the size of a small dog.
"Woah, is this a babe-magnet, or is this a BABE-MAGNET?"
"He he he ... clamp me, will they? ..."
"Eat your heart out, Jeremy Clarkson!"
"What did she mean by 'Tsk, men drivers?' "
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"Honey, I'm home! ... Honey? ..."
"Oops! That one ISN'T reverse then ..."
"Ignition off, and make a note of where I parked."
"When are they going to do something about repairing these roads?!?"
"Now ... do I need to use my fake 'Disabled' sticker?"
"OK, keep calm, keep calm ... I can't lose this one like I did the other five ..."
"Q has got to be kidding me with this one ..."
"Oh man ... what a time to get a blow out! ..."
"I still say it looked better WITH the fluffy dice."
"Pffft ... turn left at the pub, he said! ..."
"I said it before and will say it again ... this sucks as a getaway vehicle!"
"Man it sucks that the standard version doesn't come with a CD player!"
"Hmmm ... I wonder what this button marked 'Death Ray Destruction Dish' does ..."
"Hope the wife doesn't find out I'm borrowing her car ..."
"I wonder if it comes in black?"
"OK, how do I wind down the windows? ..."
"If they hadn't put a radar dish on the bonnet - I might have seen it!"'Pysnti'...a tiny insect that can communicate with other species, direct to the brain using Psychic abilities?
*sings*"Here in my carI feel safest of allI can lock all my doorsIt's the only way to liveIn cars"
Damn it, of all the places to land my flying saucer, I have to land it on top of this crazy thing!
eviled - LOL ^_^
"Why, oh why didn't I take a Quell?"
"Brrrm, brrrm"
"Man, I just gotta get me an eight-wheeler some day."
"Join Project S.WO.R.D., they said. See the world, they said. And what happens? - I end up working on a building site!"
"Damn, but there was a steering wheel here just a minute ago!"
"Cops! Where DID I put those peppermints?"
"OK, I've set the date, but how the heck do I reach 88 miles per hour!"
"No controls at all?!? I'm beginning to think I might be the redundant component ..."
"OK, I'm just going to pedal for all I'm worth ..."
"No headlights. No seat belt. No number plate. And no rear-view mirror. I'm going to have to give this M.O.T. a fail!"
"One of these buttons must control the disco lights ..."
"It got in my way!"
PT are you on a beach somewhere, bored, with an internet mobile? Perchance...he, he!
"There's no air coming in .. i can't breathe ... can't ...."
No, Maverick, I'm sitting in my six-wheeler, stuck in the mother of all traffic jams! Lucky I brought my internet mobile, eh?
Hahahah!
I was going to make one more joke, but my batteries are low and I'm likely to be cut off any minu.......
LOL...thanks for the explanation Toad, I was thinking wow, Toad has really sunk his teeth into this one!
"If you had one of these, wouldn't YOU drive to the local shops rather than walk?!"
"Man, but these tires have got bounce!"
"Why is there no brake on this thing?!?"
"Hey, I really CAN get SKY on this!"
"Hmmm, first-gear isn't bad ... let's try second ..."
"So ... give it to me straight ... how did I do on my three-point turn?"
"Hehe ... mock the BBC Detector vans, will they? .... we'll show 'em WE DO know where they live! ..."
"Highway Code? What's that? ..."
"Wh-h-hy di-d-n't th-ey bu-i-ld in bet-t-er su-spen-sion?"
"Whoa, that was some test drive! But remind me again .... what is it ACTUALLY for?"
"I'm not giving up ... I just know that Moonbase model is buried somewhere beneath Brighton! ..."
"My man, off-roaders so rock!"
ReplyDelete"Get me one of these, and who's gonna care if my other car is a Porsche or not!"
ReplyDelete"That'll teach my damn neighbours not to park outside my house!"
ReplyDeleteWhoops! I should have widened the garage first...
ReplyDelete'Untionr'...(Prn. Un-tee-oner), a three-humped ruminant the size of a small dog.
"Woah, is this a babe-magnet, or is this a BABE-MAGNET?"
ReplyDelete"He he he ... clamp me, will they? ..."
ReplyDelete"Eat your heart out, Jeremy Clarkson!"
ReplyDelete"What did she mean by 'Tsk, men drivers?' "
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"Honey, I'm home! ... Honey? ..."
ReplyDelete"Oops! That one ISN'T reverse then ..."
ReplyDelete"Ignition off, and make a note of where I parked."
ReplyDelete"When are they going to do something about repairing these roads?!?"
ReplyDelete"Now ... do I need to use my fake 'Disabled' sticker?"
ReplyDelete"OK, keep calm, keep calm ... I can't lose this one like I did the other five ..."
ReplyDelete"Q has got to be kidding me with this one ..."
ReplyDelete"Oh man ... what a time to get a blow out! ..."
ReplyDelete"I still say it looked better WITH the fluffy dice."
ReplyDelete"Pffft ... turn left at the pub, he said! ..."
ReplyDelete"I said it before and will say it again ... this sucks as a getaway vehicle!"
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"Man it sucks that the standard version doesn't come with a CD player!"
ReplyDelete"Hmmm ... I wonder what this button marked 'Death Ray Destruction Dish' does ..."
ReplyDelete"Hope the wife doesn't find out I'm borrowing her car ..."
ReplyDelete"I wonder if it comes in black?"
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"OK, how do I wind down the windows? ..."
ReplyDelete"If they hadn't put a radar dish on the bonnet - I might have seen it!"
ReplyDelete'Pysnti'...a tiny insect that can communicate with other species, direct to the brain using Psychic abilities?
*sings*
ReplyDelete"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars"
Damn it, of all the places to land my flying saucer, I have to land it on top of this crazy thing!
ReplyDeleteeviled - LOL ^_^
ReplyDelete"Why, oh why didn't I take a Quell?"
ReplyDelete"Brrrm, brrrm"
ReplyDelete"Man, I just gotta get me an eight-wheeler some day."
ReplyDelete"Join Project S.WO.R.D., they said. See the world, they said. And what happens? - I end up working on a building site!"
ReplyDelete"Damn, but there was a steering wheel here just a minute ago!"
ReplyDelete"Cops! Where DID I put those peppermints?"
ReplyDelete"OK, I've set the date, but how the heck do I reach 88 miles per hour!"
ReplyDelete"No controls at all?!? I'm beginning to think I might be the redundant component ..."
ReplyDelete"OK, I'm just going to pedal for all I'm worth ..."
ReplyDelete"No headlights. No seat belt. No number plate. And no rear-view mirror. I'm going to have to give this M.O.T. a fail!"
ReplyDelete"One of these buttons must control the disco lights ..."
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"It got in my way!"
ReplyDeletePT are you on a beach somewhere, bored, with an internet mobile? Perchance...he, he!
ReplyDelete"There's no air coming in .. i can't breathe ... can't ...."
ReplyDeleteNo, Maverick, I'm sitting in my six-wheeler, stuck in the mother of all traffic jams! Lucky I brought my internet mobile, eh?
ReplyDeleteHahahah!
ReplyDeleteI was going to make one more joke, but my batteries are low and I'm likely to be cut off any minu.......
ReplyDeleteLOL...thanks for the explanation Toad, I was thinking wow, Toad has really sunk his teeth into this one!
ReplyDelete"If you had one of these, wouldn't YOU drive to the local shops rather than walk?!"
ReplyDelete"Man, but these tires have got bounce!"
ReplyDelete"Why is there no brake on this thing?!?"
ReplyDelete"Hey, I really CAN get SKY on this!"
ReplyDelete"Hmmm, first-gear isn't bad ... let's try second ..."
ReplyDelete"So ... give it to me straight ... how did I do on my three-point turn?"
ReplyDelete"Hehe ... mock the BBC Detector vans, will they? .... we'll show 'em WE DO know where they live! ..."
ReplyDelete"Highway Code? What's that? ..."
ReplyDelete"Wh-h-hy di-d-n't th-ey bu-i-ld in bet-t-er su-spen-sion?"
ReplyDelete"Whoa, that was some test drive! But remind me again .... what is it ACTUALLY for?"
ReplyDelete"I'm not giving up ... I just know that Moonbase model is buried somewhere beneath Brighton! ..."
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