OK Swordheads, now that the Dalek Cuttamastic frenzy has died down (Well done Amy!) I thought we could do with another First Bloggiversary competition! This one is easy but you need your thinking cap on too! Just let your comic juices flow! All you need to do is say what the two SWORD personell in the above TV21 Moon Prospector drawing are saying - so, funny speech bubbles. The funnier the better! Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Just post your entry as a COMMENT beneath this bloglet (or if you can't post comments then send me an email). I have 3 Thunderbirds Fina Petrol Coins card display stands from 1993 to give away - see picture below - and the 3 funniest entries will get one in the post courtesy of Moonbase Central! The display stands are unused, still sealed in plastic and A4 so easy to send and display. Competition closes on Wednesday 7th October at 12 midnight UK time (GMT) and the Judge's (me) decision is final! So, what are you waiting for? Just 5 days!
Moon Prospector drawing above courtesy of the brilliant Complete Gerry Anderson Comics History (GACCH) website by Shaqui Le Vesconte and Kim Stevens.
"600 quids my best offer, one careful lady owner, runs like a dream."
ReplyDeleteWe've made 100 of these new Reliants but forgot the doors!
ReplyDelete"You can't park it here!"
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sword engineer: "you been to that new club on the moon ?"
ReplyDeletepilot: "yeh, its rubbish, no atmosphere!"
I can see why you listed it on Ebay as local pick-up only!
ReplyDelete"Want to buy a Moon Prospector?"
ReplyDelete"Not without the box & instructions!"
"I dunno, Sarge. I still say its pretty big for a mobile phone."
ReplyDelete"It cost two million quid to build?"
ReplyDelete"Yep. The BBC will go to any lengths to catch people watching TV without a licence."
astronaut - can you have a look at the A.I on this ? Its not been the same since it downloaded Toy Story 2 - keeps calling itself 'Stinky Pete'!
ReplyDelete"So we're clear on this, Corporal? Whoever designed this is to be shot on site."
ReplyDelete"Sir Clive says he's calling it the C6."
ReplyDelete"Needless to say, Squire, my other exploration vehicle is a Porsche."
ReplyDeleteHmm, that ought to have been "shot on sight", not "site". Sigh
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you let the Health & Safety Department design a Lunar Rover.
ReplyDelete"Good news, soldier. We just won first prize in the Darwin Awards!"
ReplyDelete"Can I see your driver's licence, sir?"
ReplyDelete"Not bad for a first test drive, soldier. Now try it without the trainer wheels."
ReplyDeleteA Combine Harvester you say? Since when do they grow wheat on the moon?
ReplyDeleteDamn, we've got a flat. Where's the spare tyre?
ReplyDeleteI've bumped it but it just won't go!
ReplyDeleteIt's the latest in lunar caravans. Look, it even has a balcony!
ReplyDeleteSALESMAN: there you go, covered for fire, theft, accidental damage - ill even throw in act of god! Whats the cahances of something like that happening ?
ReplyDelete"How on the Moon are you 22 hours late because of a flat tyre?"
ReplyDelete"We only had a footpump!"
"I don't know why, but I can't shake the feeling that someone's listening to every word we're saying."
ReplyDelete"So why did you paint 'Proud Mary on the side then?"
ReplyDelete"Big wheels keep on turning!"
These dirty great Moon Rovers, always clogging up the roads during the school run!
ReplyDeleteSays he's lookin' for Old Ben Kenobi, you 'eard of 'im?
ReplyDeleteJust exactly how does it fit in my pocket again M?
ReplyDeleteOK, one more go ...
ReplyDelete"Apparently, it got last place in the Dalek look-alike contest."
"Jeff, I never promised you a rose garden."
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